SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 05: This Weapon Project Is So Secret Even We Don’t Know What’s Going On.
Star Wars: Episode 05
This Weapon Project Is So Secret Even We Don’t Know What’s Going On.
The Military gave an imperial fuck ton of money to a scientist to develop a weapon then completely failed to keep track of anything. Including his location. Who would build muh roads?
Warning: The Great One was on a roll today. This episode may contain commentary which could be considered by some to be offensive. By “may” I mean it does. Put on your big girl panties before watching this one.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) and the mega-hawt overly dressed Kira are off to Nar Shaddaa. TGO has never been to Vegas despite Cappy and Rachael telling him how much he needs to go there. Nar Shaddaa is somewhat like what TGO would expect from Vegas.
Why must TGO and Kira go to Nar Shaddaa? Well you see, the Republic military gave a scientist a giant box of money, and a secret base even they don’t know the location of for the purpose of developing weapons to spread Muh Democracy (trademark), and gosh . . . what do you think happened.
Now TGO and Kira have to clean up the mess.
Have you notices that all TGO has done so far is clean up government fuck ups? But hey – without the government who would stop 9 year old boys from being enslaved and forced to give blowjobs.
Actual quote from General Var Suthra. “The research facility operates in absolute secrecy. I don’t even know where it is.” What could possibly go wrong? Who would build the roads? How will we spread democracy?
One airport looks just like another. Advertising all over the walls.
Americans need a pill to help them poop. We are so fucked. And yet we are the dominate country on Earth. How faggotized are the rest of you?
We take a trip to the shopping mall and gawk at Kira’s butt.
Is that what “they say?”
Oh fuck. It’s a boomer. He’s fumbling in the dark. Of course I have to “go in alone.” I have to do everything alone because none of you government fucks are in my league.
TGO agrees with the space POX. The boomer is wrong.
Watching the left take control of Rapid City.
Children are being separated at the boarder. Why are these children at the boarder instead of at home?
“You’ll be alright. I’m here to help.” Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
She’s a nurse and a teacher. She’s a double hero.
Boomers always wanna talk on the phone. Can you just bloody email or text me? Damn. I don’t have time to give you attention all day long.
Solving problems with a lightsaber.
I got something tubular you can put up to your mouth.
Kira and TGO make a sandwich.
Damn! It’s the Kira twins. That’s three Kira’s total.
“If you know what’s good for you… shut up.” I hit you once and I’ll hit you again.
Kira is strong and independent. She wants to be a Jedi. But she can’t watch.
The space POX has learned not to argue with me.
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There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Technical notes:
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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