Celebrating International Women’s Day a Day Late. Women Are Never On Time, Why Should I Be?
If women could show up on time maybe they would earn as much money as men do. Hell, if women could show up maybe they would earn nearly as much money as men do.
I didn’t know it was International Waymnez’s Day yesterday until I made the mistake of logging into (of all things) Linkedin. Linkedin is so fucking painful. I hate social media on all accounts and Linkedin is what happens when a bunch of fags, coloured people, and thots get together to create a social media site. You get the worst of everything.
As I scrolled through my feed of virtue signalling and sales pitches I hit this. At first I though Ford had created an Explorer designed for men. A real thing I mean.
After all our society is filled with things and places designed especially and specifically to cater to women. Jews. Coloured. Fags. Trannies. Why not men.
Yes, I know that’s a stupid question. I had a moment of stupidity. Women also have a moment of stupidity. It’s called their life.
This isn’t a real vehicle. It is real virtue signalling.
The tongue-in-cheek “Ford Explorer Men’s Only Edition” video initially appears to be a traditional car advertisement showcasing a new Ford Explorer. Narrator Bryan Cranston then explains the “Ford Explorer Men’s Only Edition” is a completely reimagined vehicle without many of the essential features developed by women, including heaters, windshield wipers, turn signals, brake lights, and GPS.
. . . . .
Historic women who developed groundbreaking technology in the automotive industry:
Hedy Lamarr, Innovator of the communication system used in cellular technology, Wi-Fi and GPS
Florence Lawrence, Pioneer of brake and turn signals
Dorothy Levitt, Creator of the rearview mirror
Dorothée Pullinger, Innovator of the rearview mirror
Dr. Gladys West, Pioneer of the modern-day GPS
Watch the video. Let the stupid flow through you.
Let’s move right past the part where I point out women did not invent cellular technology, wi-fi, GPS, or mirrors. Let’s pretend that some thot came up with the idea of putting a mirror on the car so you could see what’s happening behind you. Got it? Right. Now let’s pretend this thot was at home raising children and cooking like the Gods intended and thus didn’t come up with the idea of putting a mirror on a car so the the driver could see behind him. Yes, him. Only men should drive. Got it? Right. Does anyone (other than the beta males who creating this comedy bit thinking it would get them laid) think had a thot not come up with this idea no man could have ever come up with this idea?
Or even – try this on for size – a man might have come up with an even better idea had not some thot come up with the rearview mirror.
This is how stupid both women and beta males are. It’s like saying “had Christoper Columbus not discovered America” (yes, he did) America would have never been found.
Over and over and over we discover there is simply no limit to how stupid women are.
We can however document how stupid women are. Frank Cervi did just that for us in his excellent and educational post celebrating International Women’s Day titled Her Story: A History Of Being Supported By Men. Frank documents how all the things that women crave to make their lives easy, comfortable, and slutty were all invented by men.
Let me remind you one more time.
46% Of Women Do Not Know Where The Cervix Is At.
45% Of Women Do Not Know Where The Vagina Is At.
Participating in this comedy act of pretending women have contributed to civilization isn’t going to get you laid.
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