SWTOR / If The Great One Was… A Jedi Knight – Episode 01: Bailing Out Wymenz
Star Wars: Episode 01
Bailing Out Wymenz
How many women need to be bailed out? All of them.
In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) bails out the Jedi Council. The Jedi Council has allow the Flesh Raiders to get out of control with their violence. That’s what happens when you defund the police. That’s also what happens when the Jedi Council leader is a woman.
Meanwhile under the leadership of a woman a group of literally Hitler illegal aliens has settled on Tython. The leader of the illegal aliens is a woman.
Anyone see a trend here? So many problems on Tython. I’m baffled. Baffled.
On the flip side I team up with T7. He’s a droid who’s a bit too goody two-shoes for me. Regardless of that get him in a fight and he delivers. Plus he’s totally loyal. Unlike a wamynz.
To wrap things up Alexander has to journey to the planet Coruscant to bail out, you guessed it, Master Kiwiiks who is, you guessed it, a woman.
Strong. Independent. Jedi. Can do it all.
- Why does everyone want me to go to their chambers?
- Can I use the force to remove Kira’s clothes?
- Why am I the only competent person under the age of 40 on this planet?
- Why does the architecture of the Jedi Temple suck so much ass?
- Why are these illegal aliens so entitled?
- Why does Alexander have to keep bailing these illegal aliens out?
- What do you do to a bitch who betrays you and tried to kill you?
- Will Alexander make a deal with an evil Jedi to increase his power?
Watch on Odysee.
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Information:
This is not game play I recorded while podcasting. This is commentary I recorded while playing a game.
There will likely be stretches where I’m not talking because I’m focused on playing.
There will likely be times I muted the microphone then forgot to unmute the microphone.
There will very likely be bad language and true (thus offensive) commentary. Feelz will be hurtz.
Technical notes:
Video is a bit jerky. I’ll see can I smooth that out. I’m not sure if that’s from the original recording or an aspect of the encoding for upload.
Yes, it sounds like I’m in a tin can. That’s the microphone on my gaming headset as opposed to the microphone I use for podcasting.
Yes, you can hear the sound of me banging keys on the keyboard. Deal with it princess.
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This sucks and is for boomers like TGOH. Speaking with a woman is more entertaining than listening to this. Put yourself together TGO and unfuck yourself.
Right. Like you’ve ever talked to a woman.
Your mom don’t count by the way.
Thanks for sharing a small window into how you spend your free timez. But the gameplay of SWTOR was exactly how I expected it to be, boring and gay.
Did you ever play the OG by Bioware and sequel by Obsidian? Those were pretty tight, would reccomend.
“Did you ever play the OG by Bioware and sequel by Obsidian?”
No idea what the fuck you’re talking about. OG and sequel are not the names of games.
The OG (that’s “original game” for your boomer ass.)
https://www.gog.com/game/star_wars_knights_of_the_old_republic
I played it when I was 12, It was a fun time. Good star wars game and very entertaining.
It’s sequel, made by Obsidian, the developer.
https://www.gog.com/en/game/star_wars_knights_of_the_old_republic_ii_the_sith_lords
The game deconstructs the false dichotomy of the star wars setting, light side and dark side. Would recommend you install unofficial fan patches if you decide to play, as the game is rather unstable and buggy.
You can go back to touching yourself now.