Black Friday?

Did it just get dark in here?

I was gonna bang out a podcast this morning like I banged your little sister right before the football team used her for a cum bucket. But then I looked at my to-do list:

lifting
shopping (Gods help me, I’m going at attempt to brave Wal-mart.)
website maintenance
resume writing
podcast prep
catching up on emails
organizing some yoga videos
finishing the movie Jose and The Pussycats (Which I will talk about in an upcoming episode.)
and not gonna lie to you – some computer game time

And I decided that instead of phoning in a podcast the way your little sister phoned in taking my nut I’d just record over the weekend and bring you some quality on Monday.

And remember my friends:

No we aren’t.
No they don’t.
No I won’t.
2021 is 1984.

Also remember red heads.

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