Stating The Obvious 0613 – Fire! – Episode III: Aborting Faggot Unviable Tissue Masses (aka Saving Western Civilization).
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The Great One is burning down the house in this three part series. In this episode TGO throws more wood (I said “wood”) on the fire:
Who’s gotta match?
ABORTION!
Got your attention now bitches?
The Great One (aka the founder of the Cynical Libertarian Society) is in full support of aborting (aka murdering) the children (aka future school shooters) of liberals (aka libtards) and single mothers (aka strong independent womynz who don’t need no man fish-bicycle).
Who else is burning down the house?
The Texas town of Waskom bans abortion and declares itself a sanctuary city for the unborn.
Libtard fuckwads lose their minds.
Because TGO can never get enough of mega hottie Nina Persson.
Study (aka our tax money) finds genetic links to homosexuality.
Or does it?
Brace yourself for science doublespeak of Orwellian magnitude on par with the global warming wackos.
The largest study of its kind found new evidence that genes contribute to same-sex sexual behavior, but it echoes research that says there are no specific genes that make people gay.
The genome-wide research on DNA from nearly half a million U.S. and U.K. adults identified five genetic variants not previously linked with gay or lesbian sexuality. The variants were more common in people who reported ever having had a same-sex sexual partner. That includes people whose partners were exclusively of the same sex and those who mostly reported heterosexual behavior.
The researchers said thousands more genetic variants likely are involved and interact with factors that aren’t inherited, but that none of them cause the behavior nor can predict whether someone will be gay.
The research “provides the clearest glimpse yet into the genetic underpinnings of same-sex sexual behavior,” said co-author Benjamin Neale, a psychiatric geneticist at the Broad Institute in Cambridge, Mass.
“We also found that it’s effectively impossible to predict an individual’s sexual behavior from their genome. Genetics is less than half of this story for sexual behavior but it’s still a very important contributing factor,” Neale said.
https://www.statesman.com/news/20190829/study-finds-new-genetic-links-to-same-sex-sexuality
What do fags want more than anything? For homosexuality to be genetic.
What do fags fear more than anything? For homosexuality to be genetic.
Time to fight fire with fire. I’m dropping the sex bomb.
I go down on my knees and beg God to inspire his female believers to abort there gay babies. Not making this up. TGO prays to God in this episode.
That’s how much I want to see this satire:
My wife told one of her friends that we are going to have an abortion because we don’t feel equipped to deal with raising a gay child. Apparently it got around to some of our gay friends from college. I’ve been getting emails, texts, and IMs all day from them asking me why I’m a homophobe, and why I hate gay people.
I don’t hate gay people! I just can’t bring a child into the world who would have such a hard time. I mean, we’d do the same thing if the fetus had Down syndrome, and so would about 67 percent of others if they found themselves in that situation. Even Richard Dawkins tweeted that it would be immoral to have a child who would suffer because of his genetics. Many people believe it’s immoral to bring a child into the world who is just going to suffer. Ending the pregnancy is just better for everyone. It seems so obvious.
I don’t understand. It’s my wife’s body. It’s her choice, and I agree with it. It’s our choice of what to do with our pregnancy. How can anyone else tell my wife what to do with her body?
Tomorrow is the day we are supposed to go in for the abortion, but we’ve had to switch clinics twice due to the threats. We actually ended up crossing state lines to go to a clinic, four hours from home. Thankfully the federal law allowing abortion makes that possible. I was exhausted, but it’s our choice. No one else can tell us what my wife is allowed to do with her body.
https://thefederalist.com/2019/02/28/wife-decided-abort-unborn-gay-son/
Become reality.
Stock up on sex bombs via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Then I can buy yet another Supergirl statue I don’t need.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.
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i still have no idea what the song intro is