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In this episode of first world white girl problems:

• She is fucking a man but doesn’t know how to ask him out on a date.
• She is short.
• She is fat.
• She has tattoos.
• He’s a pussy.
• She only attracts insane men.
• Her husband wants her to have children before she hits the wall instead of pursuing her career.
• She is fat.
• She doesn’t know how to approach a man.
• He’s in the friend zone.
• Her boyfriend wants her body hair gone.

Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.

Need to buy a new razor to get rid of that body hair so men will fuck you? Buy that razor via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will buy this Supergirl figurine so I can objectify women.

Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.

Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.
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Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.

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Yes All Women Are Like That 0063 – Kara Lynne Had No Idea That Her Attitude Of “You Do You” and Use of Twatter Could Result In Her Getting Fired.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0056 – First World White Girl Problems: Divorced Single Mothers Who Hate and Stalk Other Women Want Are Irked By Homeless Men.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0013 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Fucking Other Women’s Men.

Yes All Women Are Like That 0069 – We Men Know That Women Only Know “No.” They Have A Working Vocabulary Of 300 Words. Book Discussion: “Marry Him” by Lori Gottleib.