In this episode:

More about Ascension.

Millennials. So stupid you have to tell them not to walk in front of trains. There is a website for that. http://seetracksthinktrain.org/

Fuck you kids are dumb.

Drinking boozed makes people drunk. Women are objects not agents. 63% of women in a survey are so delusional they think men want to drug them to have sex with them. You wish a man was willing to have sex with you.

A CSU student lies about being called nigger to get attention. Other college students complain about the racism they encounter. Meanwhile they all have running water, electricity and iPhones. None of them have had their clitoris cut off, been stoned to death, or married off to a man 30 years older than them by their parents.

First World problems. Can I get some natural selection over here?

A “visually impaired” student expresses his expectation that the world does not change and construction doesn’t take place because if anything in his travel route changes he can no longer find his way around. Mostly he’s just looking for attention.

First World problems. Can I get some natural selection over here?

American Indians are looking for attention as well. “There were over 100 tribes that inhabited these grounds before CSU purchased them and it is important for the CSU community to recognize that.” First, that is a lie. Second, the government of the United States exterminated many of the American Indians and put the rest in reservations. That’s the government you obey. The government you worship. The government you turn to for salvation.