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When someone tells you “Money doesn’t matter to me.” what the person means is:

1. I have no ability to create value for other people.

2. I expect other people to pay my way through life.

It never fails. I tell people not to do X but to do Y instead. They keep doing X and I keep telling them to do Y. Then one day they email me and say “Hey, guess what? If I do Y it’s easier than doing X.” Really? No shit? Pretty sure I told you that.

Women who are hardcore into watching football are not attractive. I like ballet but I can’t name any ballet dancers. Girls who know the names of all the football players on a team are not feminine.

Women pay $450 for one 75 minute session of a book club. It must really suck to be that oppressed.

Women can’t cook.

Strong independent rich white women choose the shitiest me for husbands and boyfriends because they can’t tell the difference between dominate and asshole.

Got Privilege? Let’s Find Out! – http://CynLibSoc.com/cls/pdf/Got-Privilege.pdf

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