Stating The Obvious #123 – Stupid Things Statist Say

A shorter than normal podcast than usual because I actually ran out of things to say. I know, who would have ever thought it?

What are stupid things that statists say?

“Marijuana should be decriminalized but no one should be allowed to sell it in stores.”

“Who is going to put warning labels on marijuana?”

“Why doesn’t the government stop these people from calling my phone?”

“You can’t believe anything on Wikipedia because ‘anyone’ can put information there.” Unlike voting, where ‘anyone’ can vote. Did I mention that your Lord and Saviour King Hussein Obama the First and the Second was elected by 19.63% of the population?

“They have a device that detects ghosts.” Who the fuck is “they”?

“I’m glad women are fighting for their right to be in combat.” Because not killing people is never an option for a statist.

And of course the ever present subtext that when the state murders people it’s okay. Why? Because of the magic pixie dust of “democracy”. Reminder: Hitler was elected. So were all they people who exterminated the Indians. I mean, “Native Americans”.