Stating The Obvious – 0095 – Cynical Libertarian Society

We Americans are an unprincipled nation, when you come down to it. Not that we’re bad or anything. It’s just that it’s hard for us to pay attention to abstract matters when we have so many concrete matters–cellular phones, ski boats, salad shooters, trail bikes, StairMasters, snow boards, pasta-making machines, four-door sport utility vehicles, palmcorders, rollerblade skates and CD players for our cars–to occupy us.

— P.J. O’Rourke, Parliament of Whores

This is the future of America, and this is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever come across. Anyone who uses an initial for their first name is an idiot. “A Thank You To The Government.” A member of the Medicated Generation sucks off not just Hussein Obama, but every member (get it, member) of the federal government. “Thank you federal government . . . ”

I can’t even write this up. You just have to listen to it. This is beyond words in so many ways. He’s okay with the federal government raising his taxes. Wait, he’s a college student. He doesn’t have a fucking job. He doesn’t pay taxes. Fuck you!

Women, please stop voting with your vagina. Women vote single issue – abortion. Women are single issue voters and they are fucking things up.

Is economic growth still beneficial. Remember, this is the future of America. Is the increase in alcoholism and divorce really because of the growth in GDP? I don’t think so. And if more money causes all this evil, why is the “gap between the rich and the poor” such a big deal. In fact, shouldn’t the poor people be happier by his theory? We are not going to run out of resources. Name one resource that we have “run out of”. Name one!

If not for the government poison would come out of my water tap. Only the federal government stands between us and total annihilation.

Taxing soda and candy will hurt poor, not solve obesity. Since when has a liberal ever seen a tax he didn’t like? I thought “good intentions” are everything to liberals. Hussein Obama the First and the Second has good intentions, that’s why he’s sending more troops to Afghanistan. Instead of raising taxes, what if the state of Colorado cut spending? Actually, I have to give credit – the Colorado government is making cuts. We can debate is it cutting the right things or wrong things, but cuts are being made. Let me explain why sin taxes don’t work or make sense. So taxes on people who are productive, who have jobs, who produce things that make the world a better place – taxes on those people are okay. But taxes on the poor who sit around waiting for a welfare check, we can’t have that now can we.

I haven’t said it in a while, so I’ll say it again: It’s about time the poor pay their fair share.

All people on welfare should have a 30% reduction in benefits.

Right, only “wealthy” people go to Starbucks. No one is forcing “the poor” to avoid buying healthy food. They are making inferior choices because they are inferior people. Liberals are so desperate to turn everything into an issue of class warfare and hatred. You people are such pathetic parasites. All liberals are doing is dragging out society down. Your bullshit needs and traumas and insecurity is fucking our entire society over. Oh thank you federal government for everything you’ve done! You’re so wonderful!