Stating The Obvious – 0091 – Cynical Libertarian Society

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.

— Thomas Jefferson

I’d really like to record this today. I hate computers. Is this fucking thing going to actually work or must I drop-kick $1200 of technology out the window? Outside the studio there are a load of mostly naked college kids playing slip and slide. CLS has a new i7 computer running Gentoo Linux. It’s awesome. I’m being distracted by the college girls. Especially the girl in the purple shirt. And I’m spilling my drink. We are recording today on the backup system because the i7 audio input is not working yet. And I biked 80 miles this weekend. Fort Collins to Greeley. Good times and sunburn.

Now, the Medicated Generation! Vegan PETA members piss me off. So here is a question, how is it that the Everybody Gets An Award Generation is so healthy, vegan, organic, all this shit – and they are all sick. They are all on medication. They have diseases and mental problems. Eat some fucking meat! Go outside in the sun! Get a fucking life! Turn the fuck off the fucking facebook!

If I lived on carbonated sugar water and looked at a computer screen all day I’d be depressed too. Medicated Generation, go out-fucking-side and get some exercise. Eat some healthy food.

Parents of the Medicated Generation, wake the fuck up and try parenting you children. Ultimately it’s your fault they are so fucked up. Stop doping your children and spend time with them.

Dexter resigns again. Remember, “Women want the dick. Even when they say no, they want the dick.” He got a new job and then “resigned” in less than one month. He right in there and started sexually harassing women right away.

Sometimes you have to deal with ass-holes.

Senator Kennedy is dead. Oh happy happy day. How can you die of brain cancer when you have no brain?

Sorority booted for hazing. More evidence that the world would not be a wonderful place if women ran everything. And not just a sorority, but a black sorority. People were forced to “run, eat animal food and perform boot camp like training.” They had to drink “kitty milk”. What is kitty milk? Hazing people who are on dialysis? Who is more stupid, the person who hazes someone on dialysis or the person on dialysis who submits to the hazing? Hey, Medicated Generationers, find you spine.

The future of college graduates. A. “Would you like fries with that?” B. Wearing a tie, in a cubical, with your soul destroyed by some corporation.

If you can’t go 3 days without food something is wrong with you. Especially when you are 20 years old. Doing push-ups causes “risk of bodily injury” for 22 year old girls.

White House, Congress project record high deficit. Really? No shit? Must be Bush’s fault. $11.7 trillion of Hope and Change.

We are all gonna die from the Swine Flu!

Polygamy primer created to overcome stereotypes. Women don’t belong to their husband…. Women belong to the church. Fucking kill me now.

And how ’bout that economy. Social Security payments “can not go down” by law. Retirement plans are crashing. PERA in Colorado is spending $3.40 for every $1.04 of income. You can’t keep going with that cash flow. PERA took a $13 billion loss in one year. $43 billion to $30 billion in assets – in one year. One way PERA can save itself is by lowering payments to people who retire. They are considering doing this and if they do the old people (who should all be killed off anyhow) are going to go crazy. You don’t fuck with an old persons retirement fund. I think many people do not realize just how little money they are going to get from their retirement plan. You need to ask yourself “Do I want to spend 40 years of my life at a shitty job with people who I hate in return for $20,000 a year in 2050?” You really need to think about this.

I am under the impression, and could be wrong about this, that all – as in ALL – pension plans are guaranteed by the federal government. The fed already has $11.7 trillion of debt. If the pension plans collapse, it’s over. The economy of this country will be radically altered. The government in an effort to appease the retired people will force this country into a micro-managed socialist economy. There will be price controls, rent controls, wage controls, everything will be controlled by the feds in order to pay out those retirement benefits. I believe this is the worst threat to our freedom and economic freedom.