Stating The Obvious – 0069 – Cynical Libertarian Society

Only two days until the Messiah takes office and saves us from the evil rich people.

I made the mistake of picking up a newspaper this morning. There is a reason I stay away from the media.

MLK day and how cold it is outside. Liberals want diversity, but they don’t want to be cold.

Change we need. The entire newspaper is nothing but Obama. How is Hussein going to fix the economy? By selling merchandise with his face. You can buy a copy of the front page of the newspaper, for $94. Or, you could buy the newspaper for 50 cents. There is a fucking Obama mouse pad!

The entire newspaper today is all Black-bama. How many times will Black-bama’s skin colour be mentioned? How many times will he be compared to JFK, FDR, MLK and Lincoln?

The excuse for all of Hussein’s failures is going to be “the Bush administration didn’t do anything and the problem got out of control.”

It “kind of”? It either does or doesn’t. What the fuck is this “kind of” shit?

I will not be getting on board with “change”. I am not “ready, willing and able”. Obama is not MLK. MLK said “judge people by the content of their character, not the colour of their skin”. Black-bama said “if we hate rich people all problems will go away”. Obama is not saying that “all people have value”. Obama is saying that people can be divided up into categories based on gender, skin colour, religion and economic status.

Children write in about their favourite president. Some children nominated Obama. He isn’t the president yet. How fucking stupid are you Adam, and you are 15 years old. These children are the “future of America” and we are fucked. Lincoln did not “pass” the Emancipation Proclamation or the 15th Amendment. Buy hey, you are only 15 years old. Looks like that public education is working really well. And some people want 16 year old kids to vote. This is why. They are stupid. Another “future of America” dumb fuck says “my favorite president is G. W. Bush. Many people don’t like him. You have to like him or else our country would go wild. He provided us food, money, shelter and other stuff.” FUCKING KILL ME NOW!!!!! HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THIS CHILD? WHY IS THIS CHILD ALLOWED TO LIVE? This fucking 10 year old child, this future voter, thinks that food, money, shelter and “other stuff” comes from the President. These kids are absolutely stupid.

“One thing Obama hasn’t done yet is start making decisions.”

In every article in the paper, except one, Hussein Black-bama’s skin colour is mentioned within the first 3 sentences. Don’t tell me it’s not about race.

“Managed expectations. He can’t fix this mess over night.” Really? That’s not what I heard during the campaign. “American’s must do their part.” We do our part. It’s called paying taxes.

Just as FDR prolonged the Great Depression, so is King Hussein going to prolong our current financial downturn. This is the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression? Then we are doing pretty good.

“His stimulus hopes to create . . .” How fucking illiterate are journalists?

Obama might have to “scale back”. The media is already making excuses for his failure.

Federal loans to automobile corporations run by rich white men. This is the change you voted for.