The Superstition Podcast 0010 – Stories Of Wuhan Panic and Muzzle Morons in The People’s Republic of Fort Collins.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to the Wuhan Winter Wonderland! Today I play a rant I recorded about Wuhan and comment upon my ranting. I also come to understand why people listen to my podcast. I’m not only a fucking genius, but I’m entertaining as well. Plus your mom said she really likes my cock. I bring you stories of the school system’s response to Wuhan. This is the future of The People’s Republic of Fort Collins and the Soviet Socialist State of Colorado. The Great One has got to get the fuck out of here. Photos and … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0009 – I Predicted A Return To Lockdowns In Fort Collins For Christmas. Take A Wild Guess How Right I Am. #WuhanHoax #Wuhan1984

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGosh gee whiz. Who could have seen this coming? Personal Gatherings Effective Tuesday, 11/24, at 5:00pm: Gatherings are not permitted. https://www.larimer.org/health/communicable-disease/coronavirus-covid-19/safer-at-home/public-gatherings-and-events Everyone is wearing muzzles and Wuhan is “spiking.” It’s almost as if wearing a muzzle doesn’t make you immune to a virus. “Larimer County businesses are at the heart of our community, and we encourage Larimer County residents to continue to support them as they innovate and adapt to these difficult changes once again,” said Larimer County Public Health Director Tom Gonzales. “Right now, it is critical that every Larimer County resident take … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0008 – Wuhan Week: Boomers Lock Down Zoomers Episode III: 0.88% Wuhan Infection Rate. Muzzle Up Zoomer!

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWuhan Week concludes! What happened with the 900 imprisoned CSU students? We’ll find out today. We are told that the Wuhan measures – muzzles, social distancing, and gatherings of limited size – are working. Which is odd because sometime before the end of the year we are going to be told Wuhan cases are spiking out of control. If the muzzles worked Wuhan cases would go down. But if Wuhan cases go down the State, the womynz, and the boomers loose their power over everyone else. I wonder what will happen… Source material for … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0007 – Wuhan Week: Boomers Lock Down Zoomers Episode II: Boulder Makes It Illegal For Anyone Age 18 to 22 To Participate In Gatherings Of Any Size, Any Where, With Any One.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWuhan Week continues as the zoomers drown in boomer drool. Boulder County Public Health director Jeff Zayach bans 18 to 22 year old people in the city of Boulder from “gathering in groups of any size applies both indoors and outdoors — even in CU’s dorms.” “Those who violate the order face a misdemeanor charge subject to criminal and civil penalties and fines. Penalties include up to 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine. CU students will also be reported to the university for potential discipline including exclusion from campus, suspension or expulsion.” … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0006 – Wuhan Week: Boomers Lock Down Zoomers Episode I: CSU Boomers Quarantine 900 Zoomers In Their Dorms.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to Wuhan Week. As the boomers destroy the economy and plunge the Soviet Socialist State of Colorado into a dystopian wet dream while drooling on themselves they take time out of their busy schedule to test college student poop for Wuhan Virus. When they find it what happens? They tell 900 students they can’t leave their dormatory. Zoomers rebel and protest for their freedom. Kidding. Zoomers obediently do what they are told. Ok boomer! Whatever you say boomer. Source material for this episode: https://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/TSP-0006-Zooms-Locked-Down-By-Boomers.odt The introductory ambience to The Superstition Podcast is Rise … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0004 – A 2006 Research Paper Explains Why Every Response To Wuhan Virus Implemented By Government Is Ineffective At Best and Destructive At Worst – Part 2

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode we wrap up our exploration of all the superstitious activities which do not prevent people from getting infected with viruses. And these aren’t my opinions. This is “science.” In the podcast I fuck up the numbers. I forgot to slip the decimal two places and thus what I am saying are percentages are not percentages. Here are the real numbers: World: Population = 7,800,000,000 Infected = 10,044,731 Deaths = 499,892 Percent total population infected = 0.1287% Percent total population dead = 0.0064% Case-fatality, percent infected population dead = 4.9767% United States: … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0003 – A 2006 Research Paper Explains Why Every Response To Wuhan Virus Implemented By Government Is Ineffective At Best and Destructive At Worst – Part 1

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadInfluenza was a real pandemic. Wuhan if fake. Sure the Wuhan Virus does exist but it hardly qualifies as a pandemic unless you have really low standards like 99.99997% of the population of Earth does. What did the 1918 Influenza pandemic look like? The Influenza Pandemic of 1918 The influenza pandemic of 1918-1919 killed more people than the Great War, known today as World War I (WWI), at somewhere between 20 and 40 million people. It has been cited as the most devastating epidemic in recorded world history. More people died of influenza in … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0005 – A 2006 Research Paper Explains Why Every Response To Wuhan Virus Implemented By Government Is Ineffective At Best and Destructive At Worst – Part 0: TGO Fucks Up Math.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYou are wondering where the hell episodes 3 and 4 of The Superstition Podcast are at. You’ll get them on Wednesday and Friday. But you have to get this episode first. Why? The Great One fucked up. That’s why. I will explain in this podcast why the data in the next two podcasts you are going to hear is wrong. But still funny as fuck and still it’s true that Wuhan Virus is a hoax. But I fucked up the math. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0002 – The State Has Been Falsifying Wuhan Virus Death Numbers. Who Knew? Who Knew?! The Great One Knew and He Told You So.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download Did you know! Diseases are spread by proximity. Governments falsify information. The purpose of the main stream media is to sell advertising. Links for this episode: Wuhan data for Colorado. https://covid19.colorado.gov/data/case-data Colorado amends coronavirus death count – says fewer have died of COVID-19 than previously reported https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-lowers-coronavirus-death-count I like how it’s called “amends” instead of “admits they lied about.” As US coronavirus death toll mounts, so does the belief by some that it is exaggerated https://www.foxnews.com/us/as-u-s-coronavirus-death-toll-mounts-so-does-the-belief-it-is-exaggerated You mean as people notice no one is sick or dying they start to question the narative. … Continue reading →

The Superstition Podcast 0001 – Ultra-Karen and The Boomer Womynz Legislate Superstition So They Can Feel Good and Attention Whore.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadLetting women vote. Freedom and progress. Chose one. Women believe in magic, ghosts, astrology, healing crystals, and that you can make yourself immune to a virus by putting cloth over your face. Staying at home didn’t work in New York. Most new Wuhan cases are people who had been staying at home. This will be covered in depth later. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/ny-gov-cuomo-says-its-shocking-most-new-coronavirus-hospitalizations-are-people-staying-home.html Wuhan death and infection in Larimer County. https://www.larimer.org/health/communicable-disease/coronavirus-covid-19/larimer-county-positive-covid-19-numbers Study mentioned in this episode. This will also be covered in depth later. http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/pdf/Disease-Mitigation-Measures-in-the-Control.pdf And finally, you wanted them, you got ’em, the hottest band in … Continue reading →