Stating The Obvious 0643 – BLM Riots Episode II: Cuckservative Republicucks Treat Black People Like Rescue Dogs.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSpeaking of people who think they own black people, Republicans. If I hear one more fucking cucked Republicuck tell me about how the Republicans freed the slaves I’m going to fucking lose my mind. Republicans seem to think that black people are their rescue dogs. Every Republican I know will tell me about how he personally, along with Abraham Lincoln, fought a “civil war” (it wasn’t) to “free the slaves” (it wasn’t) and now he just can’t figure out why black people will not vote Republican. I’ll fucking explain it to you stupid fucking … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0642 – BLM Riots Episode I: Chubby Pasty White Libtard Girls Treat Black People Like Rescue Dogs.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAnnouncements: It’s a very sad day and The Great One has bad news. What do you get for $111? You get to choose the subject of an episode of the podcast. Do you want all the podcasts ever recorded by The Great One? In this episode: If you can’t stop yourself from eating, drinking, doing drugs, whatever – should you be driving a car? Women only understand the world if it’s explained in the context of Harry Potter or dogs. The riots. Anyone remember Wuhan Virus? That dropped out of the news cycle awfully … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0641 – Satanists Need Attention Every Day Episode II: Female Satanist Look Like Exactly What You Expect.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadWelcome to part 2 of a former satanist making fun of mentally ill people LARPing as satanists. You might wonder “What do satanist chycks look like? Are they hella hawt and bangable?” Yes. You might wonder that. If you’re as insane as these people are. Wonder no more. Feast your eyes on the glory of the strong independent satanic womyn. Source material for this episode: http://CynLibSoc.com/clsology/sources/STO-0640-satanic-christmas.odt Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0640 – Satanists Need Attention Every Day Episode I: Why I Don’t Associate With Satanists Despite Being A Satanist.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGreetings and welcome to an episode of Stating The Obvious that isn’t about my favourite subject. Me. You thought it was the CSU Women’s Volleyball team didn’t you? Wrong. So very wrong. In this episode we delve into a piece I’ve been sitting on since Christmas 2019. This was in fact going to be my Christmas 2019 episode for the podcast. You see how that worked out. We are gonna talk about Satanists. And by satanists I don’t mean real satanists. I mean EDINA satanists. Speaking as an atheist and former real satanist let … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0639 – Hiking In Utah Episode II: Driving East On I-70. The Government Built The Road. Could They Do Some Repairs To The Damn Thing?

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode I continue with ranting, tangenting and even manage some stories about hiking in Utah. In this episode: Jim Goad. How we know bigfoot is a boy. Less Than Zero, aka LTZ. The superhero I created. The superiority of burner phones. Hiking boots, socks and trail running shoes. The shittyness of I-70 eastbound going over the mountain pass. And more stuff I said but don’t remember saying but that’s why I record my blabbering. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0638 – Hiking In Utah Episode I: Cappy Hikes Like I Drive.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn between tangenting and ranting I start talking about hiking in Utah with Cappy. I talk/rant/tanget about: PayPal. Restaurants in Utah. Cappy’s hiking style. My hiking style. Businesses that are incapable of communicating information to their perspective customers. And a bunch of other stuff I don’t even remember saying. Go listen to Cappy’s stories about Utah here: https://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2020/05/the-clarey-podcast-326-pregnant-mormons.html Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0637 – The Great One Versus Incompetent People. The Uphill Battle Known As TGO’s Life.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadMore updates on what’s happening with TGO. In this episode I will: Explain why I was pissed off several podcast episodes ago. Tell you why there will be no Linkage or Wuhan Weekends this month. Foam at the mouth and yell about incompetent people. Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada. Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0636 – Eating Food Is Like Talking To Girls. You Think It’s Gonna Be Fun But It’s Really Just Inconvenient.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode The Great One talks about the one thing all of you care about more than your own lives. The Great One. Himself. How is the Wuhan Productivity Plan working out? Is The Great One taking photos of Supergirl? Is The Great One lifting? Do you even lift bro? Did The Great One make a cheesecake? How did that turn out? What’s up with The Great One and his restricted eating plan? These questions which you never even knew you had will be answered. As will some other questions. Plus some tangeting. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0635 – Bond Vs Bond. New Audio Setup. Magic Fabric Makes You Immune To Viruses.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGreetings friends and enemies. In this episode of Stating The Obvious I kill multiple statists with one warlord. That’s kinda like killing two birds with one stone. Firstly I am testing out the new audio setup which I’ve been fucking with for three days now. It shouldn’t be this difficult but it is. It always is. Secondly I bitch about this new trend of people putting magic fabric over their faces to protect themselves from a virus. Thirdly I use math to determine which James Bond movie is the best between Goldfinger and For … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0634 – Politician Applies The Pence Principle. Predictable Results Result.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadA man is arrested while driving a stolen car and in possession of uranium, a rattlesnake and an open bottle of whiskey. That was some party. A woman (not going to call her a mother) drove with her children on top of the car. But it’s okay. The children were in a swimming pool that was sitting on the roof of the car. A Republican candidate for Mississippi governor has read The Pence Principle and will not allow a female reporter to be alone with him. Femistatists predictable lose their shit. Some faggoty pudgy … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0633 – R. Kelly’s Rules For Girls Seem Reasonable To Me.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download98% of LSC waste can’t be recycled. It goes into the trash. Who has been telling you for years that the stuff you throw into blue recycling bins goes to the landfill? TGO. That’s who. R. Kelly is charged with federal sex-crimes. I’m shocked. R. Kelly is exactly what your basic white girl wants to be fucked by. Watch this video. He is making it pretty clear what you are going to be expected to do when he takes you home. R. Kelly’s rules for his girls: the girls were to call him “Daddy” … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0632 – No Matter What You Multiply Stupid By You Still Get Stupid.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadDoes the wisdom of crowds work with democracy the same way it works with guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar? Hippy artist collectives don’t work because if you have 20 hippy artists who don’t have any money and you add them all together they still don’t have any money. 20 times 0 equals 0. Democracy is the idea that if you magnify stupidity you will get intelligence. 400K times stupid equals stupid. One of the local Smashburgers got evicted for not paying rent. This is prior to the Wuhan Hoax. They … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0631 – Bronan The Barbarian, The Thing Prequel, White Culture and TGO Being Right Yet Again.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode: TJ Martinell – The Dystopian Genre is Dead. I don’t talk about this, but it lead me to what I am going to talk about so I have to mention it. What am I going to talk about? I’m gonna talk about The Chronicles of Bronan the Barbarian. The I’m gonna talk about the prequel movie to The Thing by John Carpenter which is titled… The Thing. Because that will totally prevent confusion. One of the greatest horror/sci-fi movies ever made. Ranks up there with Alien. The Thing Prequel has a … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0630 – TGO Speaks On: Trail Running, Freedom, Muslims, (((Jews))), Women, Obama Murdering Muslims With Missiles Launched From Flying Robots and A Company Donating Money To A Foreign Military.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode a very tired from too much biking and trail running Great One rants about all sorts of stuff. It takes a while but he finally gets around to the (((Jews))). The movie The Women is fucking fantastic and you should watch it. It features Rosalind Russell who is also in His Girl Friday with Cary Grant and you must watch that movie. Must. Rosalind was mega hot and hit the wall mega hard. Here is a list of her movies. https://www.ultimatemovierankings.com/rosalind-russell-movies/ His Girl Friday The Women Also in this episode: Islam. … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0629 – The Great Wuhan Hoax of China: Hysteria Of The Boomer Womynz!

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadOriginally I was going to respond to and expand on Adam’s post linked here: https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2020/04/01/the-great-boomer-plague/ But then I ended up with so much material and so much to talk about that I don’t have time for that. Buckle in friends and enemies ’cause The Great One is gonna lay smackdown on some feelz today. The Boomer Cult of Death and Self. Bob is all about assisted suicide and culling. Until he might die. His wife (pussy hat wearer) is the kind of person who will report you for going outside. The feminine wants to … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0628 – The Great One’s Wuhan Lifestyle. Making Things Happen.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadGreetings! In this episode The Great One talks about the Wuhan Virus Hoax for a bit. Then he gets on to a more important subject. Himself. How is The Great One holding up and what has he been doing as the Great Hoax of Wuhan descends upon civilization? Kicking ass. That’s what TGO has been doing. Having deep conversations with Zen Bunnie. Biking. Trail running. And on Tuesday the hotties were out in mass. Cleaning the interior of the $500 pickup truck. Inspecting all the components of the spare tire system of the $500 … Continue reading →

Stating The Obvious 0627 – Restaurants Suddenly Discover Disinfection and Hand Washing.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadA virus that kills boomers. There is a God after all. The Great One rambles incoherently about: Piggott not writing his book. Clarey being a boomer. Restaurants being filthy. Why I didn’t podcast on Friday. Toilet paper. Blaming the President. If only the government had an organization with the purpose of controlling diseases. Exporting manufacturing to China. Open boarders. A listen email about how the Boomervirus took his job(s). The Boomervirus takes The Great One’s job(s). And many other things some of which make sense and some of which do not. Buy toilet paper … Continue reading →