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Yes All Women Are Like That 0018 – First World White Girl Problems: Men Don’t See You As Marriage Material Because You Are Not Marriage Material.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She’s forgotten what it’s like to get gina tingles. Women hate other women at work and cost the company money. You are shocked aren’t you? He wears leggings. A man told her she isn’t marriage material. She wants to fuck her boss. The hell with her husband. She and her boyfriend don’t like conventional sex. Her boyfriends mother is insane and her boyfriend has no balls. How can she control her boyfriend’s thoughts. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0017 – First World White Girl Problems: Women, Men, Babies and Careers Oh My! And A Woman With Self-Awareness!

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She can’t find a man at the bars in New York city. She wants a family and a career. She cut her hair short. She might be normal. Plus a metric ass ton of tangenting. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Hey broads! Do your shopping, which you will do with some man’s money, via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will buy this Supergirl figurine so I can … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0016 – First World White Girl Problems: It’s Difficult To Decide Which Is Worse. Oneitis or Herpes.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She cheated on her husband and got knocked up by a married man. He build his entire life around one woman and she don’t want him. The universe will not stop reminding her of him. She has herpes and is worried about her appearance. And, go read this gem from our friend Adam Piggott. I knew without a shadow of a doubt her age before I began reading the piece. You’re too old; it’s over. Go join a nunnery where you will be shut up … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0015 – First World White Girl Problems: It Just Happened. But I Need. I Feel.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She hates her boyfriend’s cat. She will only fuck him when she is drunk. She’s cheating on her boyfriend with a cop. “Otherwise the rest is great!” She needs to “be wealthy, like, yesterday.” She is paying for her boyfriends car, credit cards, and student loans while he lives with her rent free. How can she fix him? Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact. Hey broads! Do your shopping, which … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0014 – First World White Girl Problems: Sometimes Women Are Right. Dump The Loser.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She’s fucking a married man. The drunk guy at work loves her. Her husband is too fat to get his dick hard. He doesn’t spend more than $40 on a women on a dinner date and if she don’t put out after three dates he dumps her. He doesn’t want our family to come to our home. She wants to fuck the bad boy. A “good man” come along and now she feels suffocated. Her boyfriend got a tattoo in memory of his dead dog. … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0013 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Fucking Other Women’s Men.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Men don’t pay attention when she talks. Because she’s not saying anything important. Her boyfriend watches porn of women vomiting while giving blow jobs. Her future daughter-in-law is a better mother than she is. She’s a fuck toy and doesn’t know it. She becomes distraught when the married man she’s been fucking fucks another woman after she fucked another man. She got knocked up by a mentally ill abusive alcoholic who can’t keep a job. Of course she should have the baby. Her oldest friend … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0012 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Hate Other Women. Especially In The Work Place.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She hired a girl who is younger, prettier and thinner. She hates that girl. She is intimidated by interior decoration. She wants to be a writer. Her husband fucks her silly. But only if he is wearing women’s underwear. Why would a man half her age want to fuck her? She wants to travel! She has a high forehead. She saw a man’s penis. She has size 32H breasts. She decided not to have sex for 6 months and can’t figure out why her boyfriend … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0011 – First World White Girl Problems: Fuck Before Dating and Be Fat. Women In The Current Year.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She is fucking a man but doesn’t know how to ask him out on a date. She is short. She is fat. She has tattoos. He’s a pussy. She only attracts insane men. Her husband wants her to have children before she hits the wall instead of pursuing her career. She is fat. She doesn’t know how to approach a man. He’s in the friend zone. Her boyfriend wants her body hair gone. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0010 – First World White Girl Problems: I Can’t Stop Touching My Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Cock!

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She doesn’t know how to stop giving her best friend’s boyfriend handjobs. Her female boss hates me. Her friend’s husband was caught with child porn and she will not divorce him. She’s been in love with a celebrity since she was 13. How can she meet him in person? She has a masters in communications. Now she can do “anything”. 38 year old wall hitter still has no children and cries herself to sleep every night. Her husbands mother wants to control their lives. She’s … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0009 – First World White Girl Problems: Yes Honey, Other Women Will Fuck Your Boyfriend. Wake The Fuck Up.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She wears the pants. And doesn’t like it. How does she get over guilt and shame about being fat. My fiancée’s grandmother is a bigot. Why do men ghost me? A man who works for me won’t stop professing his love for me. Our witnesses didn’t show up for our wedding. She’s 100% sure he is the man for her and she is dissatisfied with their sex life. My boyfriend and I don’t have a private place for fucking. She sent photos of my naked … Continue reading →