Category Archives: #YesAllWomen Are Like That

Yes All Women Are Like That 0028 – First World White Girl Problems: A Womynz Guide To Keeping Your Boyfriend and Your Job.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadAfter telling you about my morning we read a comment on the website and discover that yes, all women are like that. Then it’s off to first world white girl problems! In this episode of first world white girl problems: She wants to keep her boyfriend and she can’t lose her job. What is the obvious way to achieve theses two results? Her relationship with the boyfriend has “trust, loyalty, love and happiness” but he will not marry her. Should she leave him and find a man who will pay for “her day”. Call … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0027 – First World White Girl Problems: What Goes Around Comes (and Cums) Around.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her boyfriend is smarter than her and makes more money than her. Of course he is and of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be her boyfriend. Women don’t date down. Men date down. She’s a “newspaperwoman” on the West Coast. We’ve already identified the problem. She “somehow” let a man who isn’t the father of her child think he isn’t the father of her child. All will become obvious soon as “the baby won’t look like the new guy.” Her fiance quit … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0026 – Teasing The Cock: TGO Never Gets To E. Jean Letters But Does Tell You The Only Thing Women Can Do That Benefits Society.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadYou people should grateful that you listen to my podcast. And remember – if you are listening to this podcast without giving me money you are stealing. I was intending to read some E. Jean letters. That didn’t work out. I started telling a story, which lead to another story, which lead down a rabbit hole on the interwebz, which lead to me having a revelation in which I gain understanding of the only thing a woman can do with her life which allows her to contribute to society, then we go back to … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0025 – First World White Girl Problems: You Need Not Accept The Wall. The Wall Comes For You Acceptance Or Not.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Her friend is going to copy-cat “HER DAY” and it’s a crisis. She wants to know how to come to terms with the wall. She doesn’t know the word “no”. Sex is painful for her. How long should she lie to men and not tell them this. A rare appearance from a normal woman. She “finally found him” but she loves New York city more than she loves him. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0024 – First World White Girl Problems: “I Feel Like I’m Entitled” Said Every White Woman From North America.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: She feels entitled to an explanation from a guy. She isn’t dating him. She isn’t fucking him. She isn’t related to him. They don’t work together. She put her mouth on his mouth one time. Once. And now she thinks she owns him. She is 22. He is 65. He pays all her bills. She still can’t be happy. Why? Because women are biologically and neurochemically incapable of being happy. She wants to make make babies with a Muslim but don’t want the children to … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0023 – First World White Girl Problems: Womynz Are Insane and Disconnected From Reality. Who Knew?

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: “Everything was lovely and beautiful” until her boyfriend banged his ex-girlfriend. I don’t think “lovely and beautiful” means what she thinks it means. Who knew? Her boyfriend needs constant attention. That’s because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She has either a dog or a girlfriend. Who knew? Her friends went out together without inviting her. Who the fuck do they think they are? Who knew? She was lied to about how wonderful it would be working for a non-profit. Non-profits don’t have money or competent … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0022 – First World White Girl Problems: Heart-Warming Tales Of Women Meeting The Wall.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Disney princess who is about to become divorced is concerned she will not be able to find a man who is good enough for her and her son. As if she cares about her son. People keep asking her for free advice. The man of her dreams has been banging three other women. Women love an alpha. She communicates with her boss via snapchat. I think we’ve found the problem. A man has a small penis and feels the need to tell women about it. … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0021 – First World White Girl Problems: Women Hate When Men Treat Them The Way They Treat Men.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: Femistatism leads a normal woman to question her sanity. Asperger’s bride doesn’t want babies at her wedding and her family fails to support her. Girl “found out” at 19 she was pregnant so she got an abortion. Now she wants to be forgiven for murdering her child. A man told her to stop calling him so she goes stalker and begins contacting him at work after he blocks her. What the fuck is wrong with him? Her boyfriend doesn’t enjoy sex. I think she means … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0020 – First World White Girl Problems: Old Undesired (but I repeat myself) Women Want Powerful Men To Desire Them.

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadIn this episode of first world white girl problems: E. Jean fantasizes about Donald Trump having sexual desire for her. A 37 year old woman wants a family but can’t find a good man. Another woman says a movie director pounded her too. Like all the other women she didn’t warn other women about him and waited 25 years to say anything. Now she is old and has fantasies about powerful men having sexual desire for her. Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. … Continue reading →

Yes All Women Are Like That 0019 – E. Jean Claims She Was Raped By Trump At The Age Of 52 In Her New Book. First World White Girl Problems Indeed!

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Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadVery Important Information: I know the Supergirl progress thermometer is broken. I will fix it when I can. Yes, I understand the Supergirl progress thermometer is the most important thing on this site. Maybe the most important thing in the cosmos second to my ego. But I’m rather busy this week. I will deal with it when I can deal with it. Now on to things less important than the Supergirl progress thermometer… Ya know… TGO wanted to do a nice, calm, relaxing podcast today talking about his personal life and what’s going on. … Continue reading →