Star Wars: Episode 05 This Weapon Project Is So Secret Even We Don’t Know What’s Going On. The Military gave an imperial fuck ton of money to a scientist to develop a weapon then completely failed to keep track of anything. Including his location. Who would build muh roads? Warning: The Great One was on a roll today. This episode may contain commentary which could be considered by some to be offensive. By “may” I mean it does. Put on your big girl panties before watching this one. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) and the … Continue reading →

Star Wars: Episode 03 Hey Bytch. Unhand My Bitch. T7 and TGO bail out the military. Then they rescue Kira. Everyone is welcome. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) travels to Ord Mantell. Once again the diversity hires in the Republic military have misplaced the plans for advanced weapons systems. Alexander and T7 have to fix this. Diversity is not our strength. Ship droid. How about you shut the fuck up? I don’t want Kira to be invisible. I want her to be quiet. And get her ass into the kitchen. And make me a pie. … Continue reading →

Star Wars: Episode 01 Bailing Out Wymenz How many women need to be bailed out? All of them. In this episode Alexander Dusk (aka The Great One, Himself) bails out the Jedi Council. The Jedi Council has allow the Flesh Raiders to get out of control with their violence. That’s what happens when you defund the police. That’s also what happens when the Jedi Council leader is a woman. Meanwhile under the leadership of a woman a group of literally Hitler illegal aliens has settled on Tython. The leader of the illegal aliens is a woman. Anyone see a trend … Continue reading →

Happy Friday y’all. You don’t get a “real” podcast today because I been way busy. Yes, part of that busy was playing Star Wars and dealing with the problems created by the 7.0 update. I use the term “update” very loosely. I have also been cleaning, working, fixing websites, pissing people off, lifting, eating, listening to Mein Kampf, and dealing with computer problems. If any of you computer geniuses know tricks for diagnosing driver conflicts in Windows 7 hit me up. What do you get instead of a real podcast? You get The Great One Plays Mass Effect Andromeda. The … Continue reading →

And here is the video you would have gotten yesterday had the encoding worked correctly. Killiks are an insectoid species that has just enough intelligent to use tools but not enough intelligent to understand them and are controlled by a hive mind. Exactly like boomers. Ya know how boomers can use a computer, but not really understand it. Like that. As boomers have infested Western Civilization and are assimilating women into joining their cult so have Killiks infested Alderaan and assimilated the daughter of a local nobleman. On the YouTube. For now. On Odysee/LBRY. Who – oddly enough – are … Continue reading →