They care about the childrynz! Yes my friends (and enemies) it’s Teacher Appreciation Week. And teachers should be treated like V.I.T.s. That’s Very Incompetent Thot for those of you not in the know. In celebration of teachers I bring you a series of post from Frank Cervi. Frank is the author of Uncle Nick and Burning The Midnight. Two books you *must* buy. And you must buy them from Amazon via my affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. Even though on this blog we have started documenting, in hilarious fashion mind you, the rising trend of hot female teacher sex scandals, this … Continue reading →

The Great One knows a slew of girls who have been hit by trucks. They must have been hit by trucks. They TOLD ME they wanted to go out! A girl would never lie. In every case, no matter what the excuse, the rationalization, explanation or theory, in the end the girl just plain didn’t want to go out with you. Now you have a choice. You can waste your time worrying about it, worse still you can somehow think it reflects upon you personally, or you can follow the Ole Captain’s simple rule; “The Why Doesn’t Matter, All that … Continue reading →

Why are volleyball players great partners? Here is our ultimate list of reasons why to date volleyball girl. If the tight spandex, cute bikinis and flexibility aren’t reasons enough to date her, her personal characteristics make her a great potential girlfriend. http://volleycountry.com/blog/7-ultimate-reasons-why-to-date-a-volleyball-girl It took 20 years for just SOME nerve cells in America’s Nervous System to identify that America has had its hand on the higher education stove for all this time. And despite my and other’s best efforts, do you have any clue how long it’s going to take for America and her institutions to do something about it? … Continue reading →

For women who swallowed the lie that they could have it all and that men would be attracted to money and careers, the acceptance of the truth that men are attracted to big tits and tight bottoms is devastating. But I have no sympathy for them as these same women most likely attempted to use their fading female charms to help them rise up their chosen career path. If you’re that obtuse then there’s just no hope for you. Ladies, I can’t spell out for you clearly enough – us men don’t care at all for your power careers, (read … Continue reading →

Yes, yes, yes. Everyone gets more time, but the only people who need more time are women. Because the womyns can’t handle the pressure. Because the womyns are equal. It’s rather like giving free tampons to everyone. Everyone gets free tampons but only the women need them. Students taking maths and computer science examinations in the summer of 2017 were given an extra 15 minutes to complete their papers, after dons ruled that “female candidates might be more likely to be adversely affected by time pressure”. There was no change to the length or difficulty of the questions. . . … Continue reading →