Category Archives: Announcements

Great One, You Fucking Piece Of Shit, Where Da Podzcast At?

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Yes, I’m still alive. The bastards ain’t kilt me yet. I am now officially (kinda-sorta) and completely (not really) relocated to South Dakota. My stuff is still in boxes, I got gigs this weekend and next week, and I got things to do. Yes, I am going to play Star Wars. Expect podcasting to resume on 12 July, 2021. I may or may not disappoint you. You know disappointment right. It’s that feeling white women have given us when we find out 45% of them aren’t smart enough to know where their vagina is at. No Podcast Today Because Patriarchy. … Continue reading →

Update on the lack of updates.

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Greetings friends and enemies. No, there has been no podcasts. I think you’ll get one on Friday. The Great One has been way busy. And not playing Star Wars either. Actually working, and travelling to investigate employment and relocation options. You also haven’t gotten any episodes of Other People’s Podcast lately because I haven’t listened to other people’s podcast lately. I’m cumming all over your mom – I mean I’m coming out of that phase and I might be getting some OPP out there for you soon. Are you down with OPP? I’m down with OPP. In fact I like … Continue reading →

No podcast today because busy. No video today because technical failure.

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The Great One did not have a podcast for you today. Not only that, The Great One is going to have some repeats posted for the near future. What The Great One did have for you was a video of his toon killing boomers in SWTOR. At least The Great One thought he had a video of that. Turns out the video was rendered with corruptions and doesn’t play. Of course I figured that out too late to fix things for Monday morning. I’m gonna have another go at it and should the bloody thing render correctly you’ll have a … Continue reading →

No podcast today because… Reasons!

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No, actually there is no podcast today because vagina. But here is what I do have for you. Some recentish photos with commentary. “Free” (tax money funded) Wuhan support line. Notice there is no white man on the poster. That’s because white men are not gay. POX, white womynz and boomers need support to sit at home watching Netflix while getting Biden Bucks. It might be hard to tell, but that is a muzzle. Laying out on the ice on a pond miles from any city. When you go out on the trails around Fort Collins there are two things … Continue reading →

Illegal Medical Advice Update.

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My information in the D3 notes was called into question by a reader. I removed it from the site so that no one would get hold of it until I had time to double check things. Turns out I did have mistakes. This is why I shouldn’t do things like this sober. I had two Martinis and double checked all the information. I found some mistakes. This is why you don’t take illegal medical advice from people who yell at the internet. Then, this morning, once I was both sober and caffeinated, I checked the information yet again. I think … Continue reading →

It’s Christmas Eve and we are literally Hitler Six Feet From Christmas!

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26 — 4.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSHappy Christmas Eve my friends and enemies! We are literally Hitler about six feet from Christmas. Christmas morning is so close. So very close. Are you enjoying the decline here in our Wuhan Wonderland? Are you ready for your mandatory vaccination and having to present your papers when you travel? On January 1st, 2021 the reset will happen. You though we were making progress but you’re about to discover that 2021 is 1984. What can you expect in 1984? Fake science discoveries will include: The Wuhan … Continue reading →

Have you gotten Six Feet From Christmas yet?

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26 — 4.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSYou haven’t? What the hell! Do you want people to die? Buy Six Feet From Christmas right now! Before it’s too late! Before old people die! Six Feet From Christmas is the hit Cynical Christmas Cheer album from The Great One, Himself. Six Feet From Christmas will help you maintain your Christmas spirit in a Wuhan world of covidiots and muzzle morons. Six Feet From Christmas will piss off the idiots that pollute your life when you play it and sing along. Six Feet From Christmas … Continue reading →

What are people saying about Six Feet From Christmas?

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“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles “It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa “There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out … Continue reading →

Six Feet From Christmas – A Musical Masterpiece of Cynical Christmas Cheer.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26 — 4.6MB)Subscribe to the podcast. RSSBuy the full album: $16.00 / Six Feet From Christmas It’s December 2020 and where are you? If you’re like most people you’ve got a piece of magic cloth over your face and you’re standing Six Feet From Christmas. Need something to get you out of the Wuhan’s and into the spirit of holiday cynicism and joy? Well the Great One has just what you need. Especially if you’re a cute girl. The Great One, Himself and the Cynical Libertarian Society bring you Six Feet From … Continue reading →

No podcast today. I’m slamming.

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Not on your little sister – which is what I’d like to be slammin’. I’m slamming on the super secret project. I’m feeling pretty good about the super secret project. That should concern you. It’s suppose to snow today and tomorrow here in the People’s Republic and I hope it does. Being cold and shitty outside will motivate me to stay indoors, build a fire, and work on banging your sister. And the super secret project. Here is a chyck. I gotta run. See ya. Where’s Muh Podcast You Stupid Dancing Monkey? It’s Monday Again? It’s Christmas Eve and we … Continue reading →