Stating The Obvious 0805 – Blind Date Episode IV: Blind Date Episode IV: Life Is Hard When You’re A Man. It’s Even Harder When You’re A Dope Smoking Sissy.
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In today’s episode we return the the blind date between an fat coloured woman and a plumber who dresses like a plumber.
Scott started strong. His hatred of lead blowers resonated with The Great One. Ru started weak. We all know The Great One hates women, fat people, and coloureds. Ru was up against so serious bias.
As this interview progresses Scott starts to fall apart.
Is this the type of person you’d normally date?
R: I am interested in people who have characteristics that he has, yes.
S: no. I’ve been on Tinder dates, but you can usually figure out within a couple of seconds whether or not it’s going to be something.
https://therooster.com/articles/sips-with-a-z-inside-meow-wolf/
Tinder is not dating. Tinder is hooking up. Those are different.
How did you prepare for the date?
R: Venus is in Taurus, so I decided to go for the ultra-relaxed and comfortable but also smoldering and vivacious look. I wanted him to be stuck by who he was going to meet because I am a striking person! I wanted him to see the full package of who I am as a human. I wanted him to know there is something magical about me right off the bat. So, that’s how I dressed. I am someone who is going to meet the moment, and if I were going on a blind date I would want to portray the perfect representation of Ru. My favorite color is red, I love roses, I love art, and I’m very casual.
S: This morning I woke up late, later than usual. Made a quick breakfast and just rode my bike for a couple of hours. Got done with that, ate a lot of food because I was bored. I took off work, so I ate a lot of food and rode my bike.
Astrology. Racism for women as Dick calls it. Still I give Ru credit for putting effort into it. That’s more effort than most women put into anything. Other than whining about abortion and getting rawdogged by criminals.
Do you guys have anything in common?
R: So many things in common! I talked about how I like to smoke weed and watch Anderson Cooper and he mentioned he likes to smoke weed and listen to talk radio. I mentioned that I like his smile and he said he likes my smile! Also, what do I have to do for a Rooster hoodie wtf?! We like similar kinds of music. I’m a dance floor queen and he loves to dance as well.
S: Yes. We were just talking about how we both listen to the news. It’s just a commonality. Something like that.
When It comes to politics I pretend to care. It’s just too much energy to pick a side and care about that shit. It’s just stupid, man. I pretend to care and I do listen to news talk but just mainly to get the news and not to pick a side or anything.
Smoking dope and absorbing propaganda. Colorado things.
What do you like about your date?
R: I love the way that he is so authentic and genuine and endearing. He is so endearing. He is making me laugh and he takes it easy. I like that he has an ease to his energy.
S: Animals are way awesomer. Animals are my date. It’s nothing against my date, it just seems so forced and expeditious and rapid and the colors and yarns are distracting. There is so much yarn here.
Animals are your date? You mean like fur girlfriends? Has Scott been too long without taking a toke?
What’s been the best part of the date so far?
R: Talking about music.
S: The walk through at Meow Wolf was really cool. Being able to see the exhibit briefly. I would like to come back and walk through and see it for real.
What could make the date better?
R: Maybe if we were on a walk or something. Something outside. He’s kind of an outdoors man and I can be into outdoor activities. So somewhere where were doing different things. Walking through the Meow Wolf exhibit would be fun.
S: If it were in Boulder. I saw you at the Twisted Pine a couple months ago!
Both of them really want to walk through the exhibit. Why doesn’t Scott find some testosterone and say “how about we go check out the exhibit.”
Will there be a second date?
R: Maybe not a formal date but I would be down to hang out!
S: No, but we talked about meeting to blaze one.
Blaze one dude!
Any advice for future blind daters?
R: Go with an open mind! Seeing the best of people is my super power so I thought he was rad. Go into it thinking you’ll connect with another rad human and it’ll be all good.
S: Rooster will make a convenient choice rather than a practical one.
Be prepared to be polite as your time is wasted. Don’t be attracted to the interviewer. Humanity doesn’t exist, and dating is dead unless you want an internet presence. Even still, you’re strictly scrutinized and discarded if every preference isn’t met.
Ru is actually about as sane as a woman is capable of being. I had to work hard to find aspects of her to make fun of.
Scott however… He might be schizo from all the dope and talk radio. What the hell even is this final answer he gives to the advice for future blind daters question.
Be polite as your time is wasted?
Don’t be attracted to the interviewer?
Humanity doesn’t exist?
Dating is dead unless . . . the internet?
Scrutinized and discarded?
The hell is he going on about? When a woman (no matter size or race) is more sane than you are it’s time to lay off the dope.
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Is the Great One ever going to get drunk again? It’s time gear up the big girl panties and get some feel feelZ HUUUURT!
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You MUST read this. You will touch yourself.
Preview before linkage:
“Martha McKay was kind to Travis Lewis, who was convicted and released after he killed her mother and cousin in 1996”
Link:
https://people.com/crime/ark-woman-befriended-moms-killer-out-of-spiritual-obligation-and-then-he-murdered-her/