Stating The Obvious 0802 – Blind Date Episode I: Fat Brown Bad Bitch Who Don’t Rely On No Man To Survive Needs A Man With A Legal Job Who Can Pop, Lock, and Drop It, Pow, Pow, Pow. That’s Why She Dates Drug Dealers.
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Good morning childrenz! As we rapidly approach the anniversary of Stating The Obvious (20 fucking years of podcasting) I’m doing something a bit different. I’m writing the show notes first. I’m gonna record the podcast tomorrow – which is actually “today.” Does that matter in any way at all?
I don’t fucking know. I haven’t recorded the podcast yet. Just because I’m always right don’t mean I can predict the future.
Seriously. How could I know that women will get fatter, more coloureds will be imported to the United States, Trump will “win” the “election,” and there will be a war for the benefit of Israel. No one can predict those things.
Speaking of predictions and economics, I’m catching up on my reading and I want to make certain I call your attention to the genius of Mr. Frank Cervi. This man has managed to combine economics and volleyball chycks. Two of my favourite things. And by two of my favourite things I mean volleyball chycks and more volleyball chycks.
Western countries use to be prosperous when it had a high birth rate; when it was patriarchal; when it was homogeneous. It’s because, on average, white people have higher IQ’s than blacks. That’s why a high native birth rate among white people is a good thing; and a high birth rate for lets say Africa is not a good thing. Flooding former First world countries with low-tier immigrants is only going to turn your nation into a 3rd world country, it’s not going to save it.
Empowering white women to be like men will only accelerate the West’s decline. Wasting your fertile 20’s in college and by fucking random guys while on birth control and then waiting until your 30+ to have maybe one ‘downie baby’ until your ovaries shut down for good, is not a winning strategy.
The majority of women today can act like a cunt, look like a homeless crackhead, deface their body, eat like shit, and yet, the government will give them either a full-time job in the public sector (DEI) or give them money for having sex and getting pregnant by low-tier black migrants.
So, why would capable men (white) give a fuck about producing more, buying a home if their reward is some late-30’s landwhale with 3+ babies from 3 different baby-daddies, who is a trashy cunt that will end up divorce raping them?
Half the battle for the economy is for women to just look decent. Women don’t even have to look as hot as Kali Jurgensmeier, they just have to look ‘fairly good’ in order to get men aroused and try at least.
That’s the kind of wisdom that should be my Vice Presidential running mate.
Speaking of mating . . . Roster Magazine’s blind date.
Allow me to caution you. Links will be available. But if you want to wait for the surprise, don’t follow the links until this series (yes, series) is done.
I mean it. Do not read ahead. You’re gonna ruin the surprise and comedy like Alien Romulus ruined what little was left of the Alien franchise.
And now my friends and enemies, are you ready to go on some blind dates?
Name: Haley
Sign: Cancer
Current job: Dispensary Manager.
Why are you going on Rooster’s Blind Date? Because y’all called me up for one. But also, why not? I have nothing to lose.
What’s a good way to win you over: If you are funny. I really like funny dudes. And kindness too, but I love a funny dude.
Most irrational fear: To be burned alive or drowned.
What’s your greatest strength: I’m a bad bitch. I own my own home. I don’t rely on no man to survive. I can keep a job. I’m completely self-reliant. That’s hard to find, even in men.
Never have I ever: The first thing that popped into my head was never have I ever had a threesome.
One thing about you no one would believe: I’m really nice. I have resting bitch face. One of my good, good friends told me she was afraid to hit me up because I looked mean. But she met me and thought I was so sweet. I always look mad.
Do you want kids? With the right person, but at this current time my bankroll can’t afford that. This economy is crazy. How much is daycare?
What do you geek out on? I really love the Sims. I love disconnecting from reality because sometimes life is so stressful that I want to punch myself in the face.
Immediate red flags: If they are a deadbeat, if they don’t have a job, if they live with their parents and if they don’t have a car.
Immediate green flags: If they are funny, if they treat the server nice, and if they are down to earth. I love to shoot the shit. I really do.
One thing you can’t live without? My dog. Beagle-doxie. His name is Paquito. Aka Paco.
Why did your last relationship end? I needed a dude with a legal job. Also, he was insensitive.
Celebrity crush: Benicio del Toro.
Guilty pleasure: I love reality TV, but only doses of it. I’m really on my Below Deck shit right now.
Where. The. Fuck. Do I even start?
Did she like the rose?
J: I think so. She said thanks. That led to talking about my hobby of 3D printing.
As if a woman is smart enough to understand three dimensions. They can’t even get a car between the lines in a parking lot and that only involves two dimensions.
Where do you normally meet partners?
J: Mostly through apps so far, as much of a slog that it is. Hinge is the most reliable in my experience.
H: I did Tinder and Bumble, but man. The stories. Once I went out with a homeless dude. But that’s a story for another day.
Yup.
What’s the most attractive thing your date has done so far?
J: She wasn’t afraid to dig into her meal.
The most attractive thing she did was shoving food into her mouth. This guy will have no problem finding attractive women.
What’s been the best part of the date so far?
J: The conversation. It’s easy to talk about any of the topics we’ve gone over. A little bit of politics, a little bit of the economy. Super sexy topics.
H: The nachos.
Best part of the date according to the man? Conversation.
Best part of the date according to the women? The food.
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
Women are fat for a reason.
Men are bored with women for a reason.
Let me beat the dead horse for you.
What was the best part of the date and why?
J: The best part of the date was getting to meet someone new, and gain experience learning about what I’m looking for in a potential partner.
H: The best part of the date was the food. The nachos were really good and the drinks were good. And he was nice.
The best part for her was the food. Then the drinks. The man she was on a date with is in third place.
Let me give the dead horse one more kick.
Was there a goodnight kiss, hug, or exchange of numbers?
J: We exchanged numbers for the possibility of being friends and sharing all the cool places in and around Denver.
H: He asked for my number and I gave it to him. I have no intention of hanging out with him again but I gave him a hug and said goodbye.
She has “no intention of hanging out with him again” yet she gave him her number and mislead him. Girls. There is a reason boys treat you the way they do. That reason is your behaviour.
And the fat.
So much fat.
Ya know all those stats about how many zoomer boys have never been on a date nor asked a girl out on a date? Maybe the zoomers are on to something.
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I noticed that string instantly.
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Ugh. That creature goes in the “unrapeable” category.
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