Where’s Muh Podcast You Stupid Dancing Monkey?

I got your podcast and it’s hanging. Like ‘dem chads.

Hanging chads. Does anyone get that joke any more?

The Great One needs some down time. This morning (13 July 2024) I woke at 0330 to a storm rolling in. Wind, rain, thunder, lightening. It was beautiful (like a hot redhead) and magnificent (like my cock). I watched it for 2 hours and reflected on my failures in life. Some of them. I’d need way more than 2 hours to reflect on all my failures.

The storm has passed and a 100 degree day is in the forecast. I’m gearing up to go out for some photography and short hiking before it gets hot. Then I’m heavily considering dropping into muh favourite coffee shop (despite the not so great coffee) for a waffle and the slim chance there might be a slim girl to hit on.

Worry not friends and enemies. Even if she is slim she will still be defaced with tattoos because white women can’t stop mutilating their bodies.

You, I, and Western Civilization are fucked. Yes. However the key word in the phrase “Enjoy The Decline” isn’t Decline. That’s the easy mistake to make. The key word is “Enjoy.”

Enjoy. You’re welcome.

Now give me money.