What are people saying about Six Feet From Christmas?

“With the help of God and AA I stopped drinking 23 years ago. Haven’t touched a drop since then. Until I hear Six Feet From Christmas that is.” – a half conscious man found lying in an alley surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles

“It’s as if a thousand monkeys were being tortured.” – James from Iowa

“There is only one anti-Semitic comment on this entire album. The lack of attention given to the Jewish community on this Christmas album only proves once and for all The Great One is a racist. We urge everyone to boycott this album, find out where he lives, and burn down his home.” – The ADL

“After hearing this album we instantly agreed. We all want The Great One to impregnate us. The experience of having his children will be almost as thrilling as listening to Six Feet From Christmas.” – the CSU Women’s Volleyball Team

“This album is a musical masterpiece of cynical Christmas cheer. You need to own it.” – a totally objective podcaster

Don’t hesitate. Part with sixteen cuck bucks and play Six Feet From Christmas when all the libtards, cucks, and normies in your family come to visit over the holidays.