Anarchy Moment 0275 – Tangenting From The Trail: Nothing Ever Goes As Planned and Tits Are Wasted On Women.
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One again The Great One podcasts from the trail. This trail doesn’t have much elevation so you’ll be very disappointed if your here for the heavy breathing. There is less panting than normal. This may take some of the pleasure out of you touching yourself but I’m certain you’ll find a way to work through it.
In this episode:
- Nothing ever goes as planned – but I’m hiking anyhow.
- I have a list of things to talk about. Naturally I only get to one thing on the list.
- Treat muzzled people the same way you treat fat people. Ignore them unless you must interact with them.
- Advertising on Facebook.
- Advertising.
- Facebook.
- Fat womynz with three very average children on Femistatistbook.
- A woman on Femistatistbook who use to be hot. Ten years ago. But has since become a dumpster fire.
- Comedy is hard.
- My big stick.
- Comedy is like advertising. Hard.
- Big stick. Hard. See what I did?
- The Great One makes several attempts to explain humour because our society (I use the term “society” loosely) is top loaded with idiots who can’t figure out humour. That would include Dick Masterson. When I have to explain humour to Dick Masterson you know we’re fucked.
- Blazing Saddles.
- Comedy. Still hard.
- Eddie Murphy – Raw and Bill Cosby – Himself. The two funniest things ever.
- Ya know what’s hard? Comedy.
- Ya know what I don’t care about? If Cosby really did rape women. I don’t give a flying fuck.
- White people who are desperate to be liked by black people. AKA cucks.
- Ya know what isn’t hard? Cuck cocks.
- John Wayne movie – Angel and The Badman. Good movie. Watch this one.
- Star Wars The Old Republic online multiplayer game. The Great One is having a go at it. So far it’s going pretty good. Soon as I figure out the combat mechanics and stop dying it will go better. You wanna play Star Wars The Old Republic with TGO? Hit me up at fur baby spelled backwards.
- Terms and conditions: If you want to play the game as part of my squad the character you play must be white, female, thin, redhead. Yes. I’m serious.
- Also: You don’t need Steam to install/play SWTOR. You can install it direct from their website.
- And lots of offensive words.
- And much tangenting.
- And multiple mountain bikers and a few trail runners including one very cute girl who was too good to speak to me but I understand because where you are that hot in a world of simps you can treat people like shit and get away with it until you get old then you will wonder where all the good men went and eventually die with no companionship other than your seven rescue dogs and your horsie.
And finally, let me leave you with these great words of wisdom which I came up with on the spur of the moment.
“Youth is wasted on the young. Tits are wasted on women.”
Remember kids, comedy is hard. Don’t try this at home.
Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.
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Oh man I have to thank you for putting me on to that Cosby set… brilliant stuff. I’d never seen his stand-up before. Physical comedy was big in America in a way it never seemed to be in England.
Eddie Murphy though? You could lock me in a room and I’d write down the script to Raw. After a couple of drinks I could do Delirious too. My friends and I have been doing impressions of Eddie doing impressions of Cosby for 30-something years now. Back then, we wouldn’t have been arrested for it either.
With hindsight, I don’t think Bill Cosby raped any of those women. Holding a black man to account for controlling his libido would be racist.
Cosby was the man. That’s why he got all da gurlz.
Instead of asking Cappy how to get da gurlz men should be asking Cosby how to get da gurlz.
The man has a proven record.
Track record I mean. With getting da gurlz I mean.
See what I did?