You might be wondering “How did we get here? Where did the days go by? Is water flowing underground?”

Why is the government telling people to stay in their homes, not go to work, not make money and risk not being able to pay their rent, get evicted, and become homeless?

Because it can.

It’s a perfect storm of statism, boomers, and men losing sight of the historically established fact that women lack agency.

Let’s start with boomers and their lack of ability to understand much of anything. Here is a quote from an email from my leftist, statist, open boarders loving, white heterosexual Christian hating mother.

Mike Pence has been put in charge of the coronavirus plans for us…he is such a fucking homophobia fool (cause he is a closet gay) that he let a huge outbreak of HIV in his home state spread…he thinks only gays get HIV… we are in such a shit with these 2 fools….

Notice how the first insult thrown at Pence is that he is homophobic. The second insult is that he’s a faggot. My mother is calling Pence a self-hatting faggot while herself being a self-hating white person.

Does take one to know one they say.

Must be true. I mean “they” say it.

Accusation made – Pence “let” HIV spread.

My mother thinks the Pence “let” HIV spread (because he’s a self-hating fag no less), which means my mother thinks Pence must have been able to control HIV and could have halted it’s spread. I don’t know how she thinks Pence can control the spread of HIV but if he has the power to control HIV why wouldn’t he have the power to control the spread of Wuhan Virus?

Sounds like Pence with his magic ability to control viruses is exactly the person to be in charge of controlling Wuhan Virus.

Or maybe we put women in command of controlling Wuhan Virus.

I mean seriously. Women are smart, funny, can do anything a man can do and it’s not like young white women would welcome their rape and destruction with open arms and legs.

Finally my mother declares that Pence thinks only gays get HIV. While it isn’t likely that Pence thinks “only gays get HIV” if my boomer mother could use Bing or even Google (DuckDuckGo is way beyond boomer comprehension) she might discover the leftist controlled Wikipedia.

At there she might discover . . .

The CDC reported that in 2009 that male-to-male sex (MSM) accounted for 61% of all new HIV infections in the U.S. and that those who had a history of recreational drug injection accounted for an additional 3% of new infections. Among the approximately 784,701 people living with an HIV diagnosis, 396,810 (51%) were MSM. About 48% of MSM living with an HIV diagnosis were white, 30% were black, and 19% were Hispanic or Latino. Although the majority of MSM are white, non-whites accounted for 54% of new infections HIV related MSM infections in 2008.[8]

In 2010 the CDC reported that MSM represented approximately 4 percent of the male population in the United States but male-to-male sex accounted for 78 percent of new HIV infections among men and 63 percent of all new infections.[24] Men overall accounted for 76% of all adults and adolescents living with HIV infection at the end of 2010 in the United States, and 80% (38,000) of the estimated 47,500 new HIV infections. 69% of men living with HIV were gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. 39% (14,700) of new HIV infections in US men were in blacks, 35% (13,200) were in whites, and 22% (8,500) were in Hispanics/Latinos. The rate of estimated new HIV infections among black men (per 100,000) was 103.6—six and a half times that of white men (15.8) and more than twice the rate among Hispanic/Latino men (45.5) as of 2010.[25]

The CDC (2015) reported that gay and bisexual men accounted for 82% (26,375 out of 1,242,000 adults and adolescents) of HIV diagnoses among males and 67% of all diagnoses in the United States, while six percent (2,392) of HIV diagnoses were attributed to injection drug use (IDU) and another 3% (1,202) to male-to-male sexual contact plus IDU. Heterosexual contact accounted for 24% (9,339) of all HIV diagnoses.[26]

Among all gay and bisexual men with HIV infection classified as AIDS in the United States in 2015, African Americans accounted for the highest number (3,928; 39%), followed by whites (3,096; 31%) and Hispanics/Latinos (2,430; 24%). At the end of 2014, 508,676 gay and bisexual men were living with diagnosed HIV infection (53% of everyone living with diagnosed HIV in the US). Of gay and bisexual men living with diagnosed HIV, 157,758 (31%) were African American, 212,558 (42%) were white, and 109,857 (22%) were Hispanic/Latino. From 2005 to 2014 diagnoses among African American gay and bisexual men increased 22% but has increased less than 1% between 2010 and 2014. HIV diagnoses among African American gay and bisexual men aged 13 to 24 increased 87% between 2005 and 2014, but with diagnoses declining 2% between 2010 and 2014.[27]

A 2010 study estimated that for every 100,000 MSM, 692 will be diagnosed with HIV. This makes MSM 60 times more likely to contract the virus than other men and 54 times more likely than women.[28]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV_and_men_who_have_sex_with_men

There be numbers here from the CDC. The fucking CDC mates. You know, the same CDC that totally has Wuhan Virus under control, has figured out how to test for Wuhan, disseminated the information so the test can be make available to the public at low cost, and is even now hard at it (I said “hard”) researching a cure and vaccine (that definitely wouldn’t couldn’t never ever cause autism) for Wuhan.

Yes friends and enemies. That CDC.

Bad news boomer. It is mostly homosexual men who get HIV. HIV is a behaviour related disease. The behaviour is faggotness.

In a society filled with people (specifically female boomers) unable to process information, who are not held accountable for their choices, who face no consequences, and have political power over others you get the public over-reaction to the Wuhan Virus Hoax.

Great One, are you saying there is no Wuhan Virus?

Not at all. Certainly there is a Wuhan Virus. The hoax part, much like the global warming hoax, is that we are all going to die.

Actually a bunch of us might die. But it will not be from Wuhan. Many people will die because the economy is going to die. We’ve hit the critical mass of idiot responses to the Wuhan Virus hoax. The government has shut down a good portion of the economy and put loads of people out of work.

You know the government right?

The one that builds the roads, protects you from the corporations and warlords who would otherwise take over the world. The government that’s got your back. The government that cares about you. The government that’s looking out for you. The government that would never shut down bars, restaurants, brew pubs, theatres, cinemas, amusement parks, schools, hair salons, and more – throwing thousands of people into a state of unemployment – without having prepared for the consequences.

DENVER, (KDVR) — In what’s being called an “unprecedented” event, a surge of unemployment applications caused the Colorado Department of Labor and Employment server to crash Tuesday.

According to a spokesperson, the department had 6,800 unemployment applications by 10 a.m.

“Even during the Great Recession, we didn’t see this surge of applicants in such a short period of time,” said Cher Haavind. “It’s unprecedented.”

For comparison, Haavind says last Monday, the department received about 400 claims.

https://kdvr.com/news/coronavirus/surge-of-applications-crashes-colorado-unemployment-server/

Wait. You mean the number of people applying for unemployment would be affected by throwing thousands of people into unemployment? Who knew? Who fucking knew?

Gov. Jared Polis’ administration is trying to remove the obstacles that are keeping tens of thousands of Coloradans from getting unemployment benefits amid a widespread economic shutdown.

A new executive order expected as soon as this afternoon will:

Extend the maximum duration of unemployment benefits from 26 weeks to 39 weeks for each person. It’s unclear whether this will apply to people who are already receiving unemployment payments.

Waive the requirement that people continue searching for work while collecting benefits.

Eliminate the one-week “waiting period” for people to start accruing benefits.

The state also is trying to speed up payments in response to the coronavirus outbreak. It typically takes four to six weeks for people to receive benefits. A new approach could slash that to 10 days.

. . . . .

These changes won’t solve the biggest problem for many, though.

They can’t use the state’s unemployment website. Dozens of people have told CPR News that they have encountered glitches, outages and other problems with the digital service. There is no alternative to the website.

Some people are “absolutely getting through and registering,” Polis said on Friday, but he acknowledged that others aren’t. He encouraged people to try at off-hours, including late nights and early mornings.

“Everybody who wants to register for UI will be able to,” he said. “… We’re working rapidly on increasing the number of simultaneous transactions that can occur.”

The delays are the result of a staggering crush of unemployment.

For comparison, at the height of the financial crisis in 2008, the state received about 8,000 unemployment claims per week. That many people have applied on individual days this week.

And the surge arrived with shocking suddenness as Gov. Jared Polis ordered closures of ski resorts, restaurants, hair salons and venues to slow the spread of the coronavirus.

“It’s not like we had three months, three weeks to prepare for this. It happened literally over a five day period,” Barela said. The labor department is hiring staff to answer phones and process claims, and tech workers are trying to fix the IT systems.

https://www.cpr.org/2020/03/20/colorado-will-extend-unemployment-benefits-loosen-rules-and-fix-its-website/

“It’s not like we had three month to prepare for this.” No. You’ve had years and years and years. You idiots put the entire process online with no way to apply for unemployment other than online and then you failed to create a system robust enough to deal with the consequences of an economic melt down.

I hope you statists in Colorado are enjoying your roads. That’s all you’re gonna get from our homosexual Governor in the near future.

Just imagine (all the people living in quarantine) if the Governor of Colorado was a heterosexual. Things would be even worse.

Yes friends and enemies . . . even worse. For you see consequences are a real thing. And many of you, in fact 51% of you (women), think consequences are not only not real but even would they magically manifest into reality they would not affect you.

This is Katie “living her best life” before Wuhan Virus Hoax.

This is Katie still “living her best life” after Wuhan Virus Hoax.

After all . . . girlboss fish-bicycle women are perfect.

This virus is a ho-hum snore variety sickness that so far tends to knock off the old, the gay and the Asian. The reaction to it is the real crisis and contrary to what most people think it is not a manufactured one. Rather, we as a society have grown immensely soft and complacent. Since the Second World War we haven’t had to put up with any real form of general discomfort or fear. We’ve been one step away from a general panic of this nature for some time; I would say that it is long overdue.

In our comfort and complacency we have found immense time for the trivialities of life. This reached its peak in the argument over “trans rights” and whether there were 57 or 58 genders. Societies only have time for this sort of nonsense when times are good and the shelves at the shops are always full. When people have to start worrying over whether they’ll be lucky enough to score some eggs then the frivolous intellectual fashions of the time disappear faster than toilet rolls at a colitis seminar.

So back to the girls. This is their first real collective crisis in their lifetimes. Up to now they went all in on the, ‘girls need a man like a fish needs a bicycle’ mantra. Because they were able to. It was true up until the point when it wasn’t true anymore. That happened a few days’ ago. Now being alone isn’t the real luxury that they were sold on, particularly when they have no idea how to gut and skin a cat for the casserole.

https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2020/03/21/love-in-the-time-of-corona/

The womynz may or may not be getting scared and running into the arms of “traditional men with blue collar jobs” as I’ve already heard multiple man-o-spherian types opining. I’ll believe it when I’ve seen it and I’ve not seen it yet.

Wuhan Virus may or may not be a real threat. I’m still undecided. Yes I know more infected people are being found. That’s because governments are looking for them. That doesn’t mean the number of infections are going up. It means infections are being positively identified for the first time.

I know the difference because I am smart and because I worked in bio-medical research for eight years.

The CDC should know the difference but doesn’t care because they see all the funding and expanded power that will result from a panic.

The media doesn’t know the difference because journalists all majored in math avoidance and can’t move past “orange man bad.” Hey! Did you know orange man bad?!

What does the math tell us you ask?

Although the “racist”-sounding “Wuhan virus” is now labeled as a pandemic by the World Health Organization, in America the real pandemic, more accurately described as pandemonium, is at the local supermarkets where store shelves resemble those in Venezuela.

America is in the grips of a panic the likes of which we haven’t seen before. What exactly is a pandemic, other than a scary sounding word from science fiction movies?

. . . . .

Wuhan virus is not the first viral pandemic America has had to contend with. The last one was the H1N1 virus from 2009. How did America react to that last pandemic 10 years ago? Does anyone have more than a vague recollection of H1N1, also known as swine flu? No one will forget this current panic, but most have forgotten H1N1.

One might think the H1N1 virus pandemic was relatively mild since life proceeded as usual for most Americans, rather than the zombie apocalypse we are now living through. H1N1 was also referred to as the swine flu without objections from animal rights groups. In 2009, a name was just a name, labeling a virus based on its origin.

According to the CDC, “This virus was originally referred to as swine flu because laboratory testing showed that its gene segments were similar to influenza viruses that were most recently identified in and known to circulate among pigs.”

The name “swine flu” was accepted without objection in 2009 but today the name “Wuhan virus” or “Chinese coronavirus” is deemed racist. The only difference between the two virus names is who occupies the White House.

. . . . .

As of this writing, there are 63 deaths in the U.S. due to coronavirus, 40 of which are in Washington State. The vast majority of the Washington deaths involved patients at a skilled nursing facility in Kirkland, elderly and with underlying medical problems.

. . . . .

Not to be crass, but those dying of coronavirus could just have easily died of the seasonal flu, pneumonia, or any of their underlying illnesses, and would have as some point, unlike swine flu where the young and healthy were dying.

. . . . .

Swine flu caused 60.8 million illnesses, 273,304 hospitalizations, and 12,469 deaths in the U.S.

Worldwide, swine flu may have killed up to 203,000 people, more than the number thus far infected with Coronavirus, and the vast majority of those infected recovering uneventfully.

. . . . .

In the U.S., 63 deaths now versus 12,000 then. 3,621 cases now versus 60 million then. Yet I don’t remember the hair-on-fire media reaction now versus then. What a difference a president makes.

. . . . .

Swine flu came and went, leaving a far greater swath of destruction compared to the current coronavirus outbreak. The economic and societal disruption from the reaction to coronavirus is likely to be far worse to whatever damage the virus does. Yet the reactions are far different, flames of panic stoked by the media. Most don’t remember the swine flu pandemic but will certainly remember the current chaos.

What’s the difference? The occupant of the White House and an upcoming election. And ponder this timing. The WHO declared coronavirus a global health emergency within a week of President Trump’s impeachment acquittal in the Senate. Do you believe in coincidences?

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/03/remember_the_h1n1_pandemic_i_dont_either.html

As of this writing there are 12,973 deaths from Wuhan in the world. Not the U.S. The world.

At this point I am of the opinion this is nothing more than a slow news cycle story that got out of control. No one expected Wuhan Virus to be a headline for more than 36 hours yet the flame kept burning and the fuel was poured on.

The main stream media views this as their chance to destroy the orange man.

Global warming wackos view this as a path to shutting down business and progress.

Government views this as a path to more power.

Diversity is not our strength. Social isolation is our weakness. For the anti-white racist who are pushing The Great Replacement this is the best thing ever. They have already done a bang up job separating white people from their culture and history. So much so that cucked white people walk about robotically parroting the phrase “white people have no culture” and pretend that Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Wagner and Haydn didn’t exist while being subjected to effeminate black soy boys rapping with autotune and a “beat” they “composed” on their iPhone about how pussy whipped they are.

Isolating people from each other is pure bliss for those pushing white genocide and those wanting more government restrictions on freedom.

This could even be a set up for martial law. Tin foil hat thinking?

But Coronavirus is also new territory, where the military itself is vulnerable and the disaster scenarios being contemplated — including the possibility of widespread domestic violence as a result of food shortages — are forcing planners to look at what are called “extraordinary circumstances”.

Above-Top Secret contingency plans already exist for what the military is supposed to do if all the Constitutional successors are incapacitated. Standby orders were issued more than three weeks ago to ready these plans, not just to protect Washington but also to prepare for the possibility of some form of martial law.

According to new documents and interviews with military experts, the various plans – codenamed Octagon, Freejack and Zodiac – are the underground laws to ensure government continuity. They are so secret that under these extraordinary plans, “devolution” could circumvent the normal Constitutional provisions for government succession, and military commanders could be placed in control around America.

. . . . .

The three most compartmented contingencies – Octagon, Freejack, and Zodiac – call upon various military units in Washington DC, North Carolina and eastern Maryland to defend government operations if there is a total breakdown. The seventh plan – codenamed Granite Shadow – lays out the playbook for extraordinary domestic missions that involve weapons of mass destruction. (I disclosed the existence of this plan in 2005, and its associated “national mission force”–a force that is on alert at all times, even in peacetime, to respond to a terrorist attack or threat with the nuclear weapon.)

Most of these plans have been quietly activated during presidential inaugurals and State of the Union addresses, the centrality of the weapons of mass destruction scenario seen in the annual Capital Shield exercise in Washington. Last year’s exercise posited a WMD attack on Metro Station. Military sources say that only the massive destruction caused by a nuclear device – or the enormous loss of life that could be caused by a biological agent – present catastrophic pressure great enough to justify movement into extra-Constitutional actions and extraordinary circumstances plans.

. . . . .

When might the military’s “emergency authority” be needed? Traditionally, it’s thought of after a nuclear device goes off in an American city. But now, planners are looking at military response to urban violence as people seek protection and fight over food. And, according to one senior officer, in the contingency of the complete evacuation of Washington.

. . . . .

In July 2016, Barack Obama signed the classified Presidential Policy Directive 40 on “National Continuity Policy,” establishing “essential functions” that government agencies were tasked to protect and retain. At the highest level were the National Essential Functions, those that posit “the continued functioning” of government under the Constitution. In order to preserve Constitutional rule, agencies were ordered to have not just a line of succession but also one of “devolution,” a duplicate chain of individuals secreted outside Washington available in a catastrophic emergency. Federal Continuity Directive 1, issued just days before Donald Trump became president, says that devolution has to establish “procedures to transfer statutory authority and responsibilities” to this secondary designated staff to sustain essential functions.

“Devolution may be temporary, or may endure for an extended period,” the directive states. And it further directs that the devolution staff be located at “a geographically dispersed location unaffected by the incident.” Except that in the case of coronavirus, there may be no such location. This places the plans for the extraordinary into completely uncharted territory, planners not just considering how devolution or martial law might work in a nationwide disaster but also how those earmarked to implement these very plans have to be sequestered and made ready, even while they are equally vulnerable.

NORTHCOM stresses in almost everything it produces for public consumption that it operates only in “support” of civil authorities, in response to state requests for assistance or with the consent of local authorities. Legally, the command says, the use of federal military forces in law enforcement can only take place if those forces are used to suppress “insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy.” A second test also has to be met, that such disturbances “hinders the execution of the laws of that State, and of the United States within the State,” that is, that the public is deprived of its legal and constitutional protections. Local civil authorities must be “unable, fail, or refuse” to protect the civilian population for military forces to be called in, Pentagon directives make clear.

https://www.newsweek.com/exclusive-inside-militarys-top-secret-plans-if-coronavirus-cripples-government-1492878

Notice which right wing racist tin foil hat organization is peddling this. Newsweek. Not Alex Jones or Grandpa Lampshade. Newsweek.

While we are visiting Newsweek let’s turn our attention to something else The Great One has told you over and over. What is the purpose of the main stream media?

Correct. To sell advertising.

At the bottom of the page linked above I saw (only because I wasn’t using an ad blocker as I normally do) this:

Which is most gay. Vote below in the comment section.

1. A man taking selfies.

2. Drugging your children.

3. Discounts for boomers.

4. Bill O’Reilly

The MSM is selling you pills, lies and homosexuality to distract you from what is really going on. The massive destruction of the economy and your freedom by muh goverments.

Heresolong makes a good point about interference with business in the comment section over on Piggott’s site.

Washington state. Complete and utter control up to and including shutting down businesses that didn’t need to be shut down. Not a single “make sure you run your business cautiously” proposal, just straight from nothing to done. And there is no one in the state who has the authority to say “no”, at least as I understand it.

https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/2020/03/21/love-in-the-time-of-corona/

He’s right. Government just shut down businesses. Completely and totally. No measures in between. On the one hand I would say business owners should have been given some guidelines and latitude.

But fuck me if there isn’t the other hand. The other hand in which we must consider that restaurants up until now didn’t consider hand washing and surface disinfection to be important enough to enforce.

Which is going to do the most damage to the United States? Vote below in the comment section.

A. Wuhan Virus.

B. Diversity.

C. The over the top emotional sensationalism based actions of the local, state and federal governments in response to the hypothetical Wuhan pandemic.

D. Dope smokers.

Coronavirus may be spreading throughout California, but at least the cannabis industry there isn’t going up in smoke.

A “safer at home” emergency order issued by the city Thursday night lists “cannabis dispensaries with a medicinal cannabis license” as being among the “essential” businesses that are permitted to keep their doors open during the outbreak.

“This Order is based upon scientific evidence and best practices, as currently known and available, to protect members of the public from avoidable risk of serious illness and death resulting from the spread of COVID-19, as well as to protect the healthcare system from a surge of cases into its emergency rooms and hospitals,” it reads.

“The entities subject to this Order that are not required to close may otherwise remain open for business and perform essential functions and operations during the duration of this Order,” it adds.

The City of Los Angeles’ coronavirus FAQ webpage offers a slightly different wording, saying “Cannabis dispensaries, or any related and/or ancillary healthcare services” are exempt from the closures.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-coronavirus-lockdown-cannabis-essential-business

Not to worry my friends. Here in the People’s Republic of Fort Collins the dope dispensaries are still open. Right now scores of voters are sitting at home with no income smoking dope and watching Netflix. It’s a Democrat dream come true at any time, but triple so in an election year. Orange man in deep shit.

Are you on the couch smoking dope? You are if you’re in Commiefornia.

The state of California is about to go under a “shelter in place” order announced on Thursday by Governor Gavin Newsom.

The Governor calls the situation “fluid” and says the order is necessary now because of new projections that show how many people might be infected.

He calls this an “open-ended” order and says he will not put a time frame on how long it could last. He says the next eight weeks are critical for controlling the spread of the virus.

The Governor says more than half of all Californians could, eventually, be infected with the Coronavirus. He says 56% of people living in the state will get it, which would be more than 20-million people.

. . . . .

The Governor announced that the state has purchased a hospital in Northern California and will soon announce a second such purchase, this one in Southern California. He also says the state is trying to arrange dorm rooms and colleges and hotel rooms to help house victims if needed.

https://kmph.com/news/local/lockdown-entire-state-of-california-now-under-shelter-in-place-order

First: If 56% of the people in your quarantine zone get a disease that means your quarantine didn’t work.

Second: The state bought a hospital? It bought an existing hospital? A hospital that was already there? It didn’t create a new hospital? It bought a hospital? The government of California has money laying around to BUY A FUCKING HOSPITAL? Good thing there are no people who lost their jobs because of the quarantine which will result in 56% of people getting infected that are going to need unemployment compensation.

Money is like toilet paper. You can just make more.

Oh. Shit.

Santa Clara County Health Officer Dr. Sara Cody examined the raw numbers — COVID-19 cases had nearly tripled over seven days — and realized the Bay Area was teetering on the brink of disaster. The region was on track to become Italy, in terms of how quickly the disease would spread, unless drastic measures were taken.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Bay-Area-coronavirus-decision-Behind-the-scenes-15148425.php

Welcome to the new normal. Author, philosopher and journalist (real journalist who lifts weights, not math avoidance journalist) T.J. Martinell wrote an essay not long ago on why dystopian science fiction is dead. His main point? We live in dystopia. Right now. Right here.

These cautionary tales were a way for writers to preserve and protect an existing healthy society and culture by warning its people what could happen in the future if certain things were allowed or permitted. Fahrenheit 451 highlighted government censorship and repression of healthy human emotions, while Brave New World examined government promotion of sexual promiscuity and mass drug use to control a population. As Big Brother, the State in 1984 uses mass surveillance, torture, doublespeak, and Newspeak to maintain power.

But now there’s really no more “ifs” and “coulds” left to ponder. We’re living the Orwellian nightmare. Since those novels were published, the West has undergone mass changes due to the sexual revolution, multiple waves of feminism, egalitarianism, multiculturalism, birth control, the Internet, the smartphone, social media, not to mention an ever-growing deep state.

I first sensed this reality back in 2013 when I was working on my novel The Stringers, depicting a world where reporters are the new bootleggers. Before I was finished, I had to redo much of the story due to Edward Snowden’s revelations about the NSA’s mass surveillance. The horrible future I planned to depict had already come. The challenge was then how to one-up the existing government’s behavior.

It’s a problem I’ve struggled with ever since while trying to craft additional dystopian stories. It’s hard for a writer today to create a world with problems even greater than those in the West without coming off as absurd, because the present clown world is already full of absurdities.

The things you see and hear every day are freakier and more bizarre than anything Huxley and Orwell could have imagined. Truth isn’t stranger than fiction; it is far more grotesque and degenerate.

https://terrorhousemag.com/dystopian/

Doubt it? Read on and embrace the new normal.

Don’t panic, the orders are not “lockdowns.” They allow residents to continue performing tasks essential to the health and safety of family and pets. It’s still fine to buy groceries, go for a run, walk the dog, pick up medicine, visit a doctor or get supplies to work from home.

. . . . .

When asked how long the shelter-in-place order may last, Newsom said it depended on people’s behaviors and how well the state is able to contain the virus.

. . . . .

Cuomo called the order the “New York State on PAUSE” plan, and it bans all nonessential gatherings of individuals “of any size for any reason.”

. . . . .

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot said the order “is not a lockdown or martial law.”

. . . . .

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown on Friday told residents to stay home, calling the directive “both an order and a public awareness campaign.”

“I am directing Oregonians tonight to stay home to stay healthy. Social distancing done well and done early can save lives,” Brown said in a press conference.

. . . . .

“This is not a lockdown,” Wheeler said in the post. “This is a ‘stay at home unless it’s absolutely necessary to go out’ order.”

. . . . .

“We need you to just stay at home,” Murphy said. “We have to change our behaviors.”

Murphy said the restrictions would not change “anytime soon” and could continue for weeks or months.

. . . . .

Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf ordered all “non-life-sustaining” businesses to close Thursday night. He made the order after being granted extraordinary powers upon his “declaration of a disaster emergency, such as COVID-19.”

. . . . .

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/21/coronavirus-lockdown-orders-shelter-place-stay-home-state-list/2891193001/

Which phrase is going to be used to round up white people and kill them? Vote below in the comment section.

S. allow residents to continue performing tasks essential

T. depended on people’s behaviors

U. nonessential gatherings of individuals

V. not a lockdown

W. public awareness campaign

X. absolutely necessary to go out order

Y. we have to change our behaviors

Z. declaration of a disaster emergency

But don’t worry. It’s not as draconian as you think. When politicians start telling you it’s not draconian that’s when you know it’s draconian.

It’s for your own good.

The Northern California shelter-in-place order applied to San Francisco and a wide swath of the Bay Area.

“We must move aggressively and immediately,” San Jose Mayor Sam Liccardo said at a news conference announcing it. “The time for half measures is over. History will not forgive us for waiting an hour more.”

The San Francisco order looks to be a model for other American cities. Any shelter-in-place order in New York City would be similar to San Francisco’s, De Blasio said Wednesday.

“Some people interpreted it as like closing the bridges or closing the border, you know, this kind of thing. That’s not what I meant. I meant a model that is all about only doing what’s essential and staying home, otherwise, not doing a lot of the optional things that people are still doing in New York City,” de Blasio said. “It is not as draconian, I think, as some people may have started to assume.”

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/17/us/shelter-in-place-coronavirus-trnd/index.html

But Great One, how draconian is it?

LAKEWOOD, N.J. (CBS) — Police in Ocean County have arrested a homeowner for hosting a pop-up wedding with more than 50 people in attendance during the COVID-19 pandemic. Earlier in the week, New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy banned gatherings of 50 or more people in an effort to stop the spread of coronavirus.

Lakewood police have charged 49-year-old Eliyohu Zaks with maintaining a nuisance for hosting the wedding at a home on Spruce Street.

“The Lakewood Police is asking that its citizens be responsible and obey the directives set forth by the State of New Jersey for the safety and health of all. Those that choose not to will be subject to criminal prosecution,” police said in a statement.

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/03/20/coronavirus-latest-lakewood-police-arrest-homeowner-for-hosting-pop-up-wedding-with-more-than-50-people/

It’s time to start wrapping this up. Allow me to make my closing arguments.

Get your Wuhan Virus porn here:

Johns Hopkins (probable the most reliable source)

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

The CDC (probably the least reliable source)

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

The State of Colorado

https://covid19.colorado.gov/about-covid-19

Larimer County

https://www.larimer.org/health/communicable-disease/coronavirus-covid-19

The City of Fort Collins

https://www.fcgov.com/eps/coronavirus

And to bring everyone to a big finish – things worth looking at…

Which Hungarian long jump chyck is the hottest? Vote in the comment section below.

10. Farkas Petra Beáta

11. Endrész Klaudia

12. Gazdag Florina

13. Szűcs Szabina

You might be wondering how The Great One votes in this final poll. I’ll give you a hint.

And another hint.

She’s talking and I don’t understand a word she’s saying. It’s like talking to an American woman only Szűcs isn’t fat and she’s smiling.

I’m going to spend as much of today as I can outside. I suggest you do the same. We aren’t far from outside being illegal. If only enough patriots were willing to refresh the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants.

Ah well, I’ve better odds of banging Szűcs. See you in the re-education camp comrades!