Fifteen Years of Stating The Obvious.
Yes friends and enemies. If you are new around here this is no bullshit. The first episode of Stating The Obvious Podcast was uploaded to the interwebs on 1 November, 2004.
I do not want to hear about the podcast you started last week. Go away.
There is no episode today due to me being busy with work. I’d like to have recorded a 15 Years Of Podcasting Extravaganza. But ain’t nobody got time for that.
And in important news: Despise what the Supergirl thermometer says I’ve not gotten enough money from the Amazon affiliate program to buy Supergirl. I will update the thermometer with a new goal soonish.
All I got to say for now is this: Thank you to my listeners and commenters. I do this podcast mostly for my own sanity and entertainment. Yet if I can entertain you or get you to think I’ll take that as a side effect.
You fuckers are the best. Now go out today and celebrate 15 years of Stating The Obvious by pissing off some statists. Never forget: A road is place where the ground is flat. It’s not that hard to build.
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- Yup. That’s about all the work she needs to do.
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- I’d like to ride her bicycle.
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- Speaking of things I’d like to eat…
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- Hawt chyck. Scorched Earth.
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- That’s the kinda strange candy TGO likes to lick.
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- I’d insure her. Insure she got lots and lots of sex with me.
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- Red heads will fuck your boyfriend. And he will not resist.
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- She obviously needs you to manage her emotions.
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- Red heads. Maybe they know something you don’t know.
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- She has no agency. The Devil made her do it.
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- Her clothing is accidentally falling off.
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- Now there is a god pill I would take.
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- Red head? Head of redness?
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- Ain’t nothing worthless about being a hot red head.
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- The front game is strong with this one.
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- Red heads like tea. TGO likes tea and red heads. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
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- OMG! I took a selfie! #attentionwhore
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- I wonder if she has any friends?
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- Here be a cute redhead for you.
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- Damn! Redhead. I think I’ve been triggered.
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- She’s waiting for you to notice her makeup.
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- Adam Piggott don’t like redheads. Which means more for me.
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- She’s stunned by how bad Supergirl #25 is.
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- Yup. Redhead.
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- She’s wondering did you learn anything.
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- Diversity is not the answer. Red heads are the answer.
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- She could steal my sign any day.
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- Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
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- I care about redheads. And they care about me.
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- Think she’s cute? If you are white that makes you racist. Wait… Actually just being white makes you racist. My bad.
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- She might need some technical support for that butt. TGO can fix that.
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- Play games on your time. Not company time.
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- The Dark Side is powerful in this one.
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- Hot redhead. You’re welcome.
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- Speaking of things that should be climbed…
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- It’s OK to be a redhead.
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- No walls being hit here.
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- She’s patiently waiting for voting to change things.
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- Are you looking at her? #MeToo
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- The hotel room did not come with one of these. Lame. Very very lame.
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- Tattoos yes. Hairy pits no. This one is only half broken.
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- TGO is totally racist. In favour of red heads.
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- Red heads hate being interrupted while they are reading.
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- She’s thinking about me thinking about how much I wanna bang her. But she can’t return my text messages.
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- Green light.
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- Nice waves.
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- If she put as much effort into a job as she put into those tattoos maybe there wouldn’t be a “wage” gap.
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- Red. Yummy red.
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- I’d like to be her bicycle.
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- Nude selfies. What most college girls are majoring in.
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- I’ll buy anything she’s selling.
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- I’d go to London with her.
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- Suddenly all my rage is gone.
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- Here’s a red head. You’re welcome.
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- The only time a girl will ever hit on you.
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- Unless you are a cute redhead. Then you can be all over my lawn.
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- A red head’s place is in the home.
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- That’s organic.
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- Just bang a nerdy redhead. You’ll be glad you did.
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- Uh oh. She’s looking at you.
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- Now she could tell me a story.
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- She’s wondering if you learned anything today.
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- I would like to double emphasize the hotness of red heads.
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- Red heads are honest about what they are selling.
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- Who loves redhead Friday? The Great One does.
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