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In this episode of first world white girl problems:

• She doesn’t know how to stop giving her best friend’s boyfriend handjobs.
• Her female boss hates me.
• Her friend’s husband was caught with child porn and she will not divorce him.
• She’s been in love with a celebrity since she was 13. How can she meet him in person?
• She has a masters in communications. Now she can do “anything”.
• 38 year old wall hitter still has no children and cries herself to sleep every night.
• Her husbands mother wants to control their lives.
• She’s fat and her boyfriend fucks strippers.
• She’s tired of the old woman copying her.
• No man will ask her out on a date.
• She put on racy underthings and it made her boyfriend sick.
• She can’t stop eating.

Call it “satire” if that helps you sleep at night. We all know that Men > Women. It’s a biological fact.

If no man will date you because you are fat you can compensate for your failure by spending money via my Amazon affiliate link at cls.link/amazon. I will buy this Supergirl figurine so I can objectify women.

Send some commies to Canada. They said they would go if the Trumpenfuhrer was elected President but they are too dumb to figure out Canada is to the north and too poor to get there ’cause they have liberal arts degrees. Commies To Canada.

Bitcoin me bitches and bitchettes. It’s the only crypto-currency that can be used to buy anything.
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Stop eating. Look like this. Then you can get a boyfriend.

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