Stating The Obvious – 0099 – Cynical Libertarian Society

I didn’t hardly use the word fuck in the last edition of STO so I will use fuck extra times in this edition in order to make up for it.

Climate change. We are all gonna die. “The government is using climate change to raise taxes.” Really? No shit? Who’s been saying that for years? Oh yea, me. “Climates change. They always have and they always will.” Wow, who’s been saying that for years? Oh yea, me.

When a paper has been “peer reviewed” that doesn’t mean it’s “true”. Your ability to use technology does not mean you understand science.

ClimateGate: There is no warming trend. Look as hard as you like, you can’t find any such thing. If you want funding from the government you have to find the conclusions the government wants you to find.

Science requires your data all comes from the same source. You can’t compare different data sets collected using different methods and pretend you are doing science.

“Too fat to graduate.” Some college students have to take fitness classes in order to graduate if they are too fat. It’s time for the free ride that fat people have been getting to end. Fat people are going to cost more to provide their health care, so they need to be punished for being fat.

It’s “paternalist and intrusive” to make fat people exercise, but making people piss into bottles while a bureaucrat watches them is just fine because that is part of the War On Drugs which is supported by Republicans, Democrats and The Messiah, Hussein Obama the First and the Second. We can attack smokers, religious people, people who smoke dope but fat people are just untouchable aren’t they?

Fashion show in the Middle East. Women would only wear these outfits in “controlled situations” such as when they are drunk out of their minds.

Leonard Pitts Jr. A whiny bitch if I’ve ever seen one. Man runs over his daughter with his Jeep because he doesn’t like her life choices – because that’s how they do it in the Middle East. A culture that allows a father to kill his daughter because he doesn’t like her life choices and call it an “honour killing” should be exterminated from the face of the Earth.

“A PEOPLE IN FEAR OF THE SEXUALITY AND INDEPENDENCE OF WOMEN!” FUCKING HOLD EVERYTHING. DID YOU LISTEN TO THE PREVIOUS STO? YOU MEAN THE WAY OUR SOCIETY FEARS THE SEXUALITY AND INDEPENDENCE OF WOMEN? THE WAY YOU CAN’T SHOW A WOMAN HAVING AN ORGASM WITHOUT GETTING A NC-17 RATING ON YOUR MOVIE? Are you talking about the Middle East or Hollywood? I’m confused here.

Forcing morals on people with violence . . . you mean like the War On Drugs?

What do I hate more than Canadians (the French of the Western Hemisphere) – journalist.

Drug and alcohol addiction treatment. We gotta keep people thinking there is a dug and booze problem at CSU so the university and government can continue to treat people like slaves.