Stating The Obvious – 0065 – Cynical Libertarian Society

Liberals believe in freedom – for themselves, not for you. I think anybody who makes a profit of movies should be arrested.

Now, it’s time to compare the U.S. to the French again. I think liberals love the French so much because the French women are ugly, hairy and smell bad. Like hippie girls. Like David Crosby. The French pay higher taxes, but they get more from the government. I don’t want more from the government. I want the government to fuck off and leave me alone.

Once again, Fat Ass Moore is actually right about something. In the U.S. we have lots of taxes which we don’t call taxes. A list of what the French get for their taxes. The French get “unlimited sick days at work”. Can you imagine that being applied in the States? The ultimate welfare. Get a job, then never show up – but still get paid.

Free child care? I’m fucking sick of supporting other people’s children as it is. If you want to reproduce you need to take responsibility for providing for your children. If you don’t want to take that responsibility get a fucking abortion.

The reason the French are not a colonial power is because they are pussies. France does have two things we need in the States: Over 80% of their power comes from nuclear power and the age of sexual consent is 15. You give me nuclear power and allow me to legally fuck 15 year old girls, and I will support your effort to be like France.

Fat Ass Moore says that we pay lots of taxes but “can’t get a pothole fixed” – he says the government doesn’t work – and what is the solution? More taxes and expanded government.

Next on the agenda, ban commercials in movie theatres. Yes, that’s the solution. Or people could choose not to go to theatres that show commercials.

Building wells in the Middle East. Dig your own fucking well. Enough said.

Have the rich pay their “fair share”.

Change the pledge of allegiance to remove God (which I’m okay with) and pledge allegiance to the world instead of the United States (a concept for which I will suggest Fat Ass Moore go fuck himself).

Free HBO for everyone. Not funny, just pathetic. Another example of how much he hates profit – except for his profit of course.