Stating The Obvious – 0056 – Cynical Libertarian Society

I am right, you are all wrong, that is the way it fucking is. I am the Great One, Himself and this is Stating The Obvious. Today, Black-bama is in the cross-hairs of the cruise missile of my intellect.

I’ve been told Rush Limbaugh thinks he is “the great one”. Whatever, Rush Limbaugh is a pimple on my ass.

David Gilmour does the theme song for STO, “You Know I’m Right”, a song he wrote about me. It’s on his 1984 album “About Face”. He’s got a new live album coming out. Be sure you get that puppy ’cause it’s gonna jam.

An except from “The Tail That Wags The God” by Jame Blish. As I read this quote think about Bush, Iraq, Global Warming, Obama and reality TV.

Government bailouts: I’m going to tell you everything you need to know. No corporation or business should ever be bailed out. When they fail that is not an indicator that capitalism doesn’t work, that is capitalism working exactly as it’s suppose to. In capitalism incompetence leads to failure. Only in socialism & communism does failure lead to success or a bailout.

Black-bama leading us towards an invasion of Pakistan, a country with nuclear weapons, because we really need troops in yet another country. Black-bama says he would use nukes. News flash dumb-fucks, Black-bama is not a peacenik.

I’m pretty sure Black-bama is going to lose the election. You’ll note that he spends a lot of time bringing up his race. This is the setup for when he loses, that way he can say “I lost the election because America is racist.” There is always an excuse.

January 2007 MLK day march was forced indoors due to cold weather. What happened to global warming? Fewer people showed up for the event due to the cold. That is quite the commitment you have to ending racism. You can’t even go outside in the cold for an hour? Those are the people who support Black-bama.

“Yes we can.” What the fuck are you talking about? Is there a mouse in your pocket. “We” ain’t doing shit. My only part in Black-bama’s plans is to give up my tax money which will be taken from me by force. He has managed to get people working for free tho.

Hate crimes jump in Fort Collins, by 500%. Wow, sounds bad huh? Let’s talk about how to manipulate people with statistics. You might think that only 5 “hate crimes” in a year would be something to be happy about. You would be wrong according to the liberal hate mongers. Hate crimes create groups of people who are either less capable or more privileged than others. On top of that, you shouldn’t punish people for their thoughts. You punish people for their acts. People perpetuate the idea of hate crimes in order to keep people in fear, since fear is the source of power for the special interest groups out to “protect” minorities.

Isaiah Kelley gets him 15 minutes of fame. An op-ed cartoon in the Collegian was racist. I will scan this cartoon and post it. You decide if it’s racist or not. “Blackface cartoons are only used in hate speech.” That is quite a statement to make. Some students had no idea why the cartoon was racist, but lucky for them CSU was there to explain why it was racist.

On top of that, N*W*C* came to town. That stands for Niggar, Wetback, Chink. Three boys from UCLA on a mission to keep racism alive. Without racism you people would be nobody. Racism is your source of power. If it wasn’t for racism you would all be failures. You’ve been told so many times that racism is keeping you down that you believe it. You use racism to keep others down. Black people who are failures (and this does not mean all black people are failures, just to be clear for the stupid people) need racism to be successful. Just like women who are failures need breast enhancement to be successful. Just like white guys who are failures need the Good Ol’ Boy Network to be successful. Racism must be kept alive, otherwise thousands and thousands of people would have to succeed on their individual merit. Racism is still alive because CSU and Isaiah Kelley keep it alive. Racism is everywhere, the newspaper is racist because it’s printed in black and white. Isaish, you are a fucking failure and you need racism to feel good about yourself. “Call me sushi, for I am raw.” Wow, that is fucking deep!

Below is the editorial cartoon which Isaiah Kelley used to achieve his 15 minutes of fame.