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Shove your opinion up your ass, that way your head has something to keep it company. I am The Great One, Himself! Fuck you. I was sucked back into the world of theatre, but I have escaped. Everyone in theatre is a fucking Democrat. Yuck.

Republicans are actually more into sexual experimentation than Democrats.

An idiot when to Africa and had to live a whole year without a cell phone. Wow . . . I remember when everyone went without a cell phone all the time. I fucking hate cell phones! What the fuck is wrong with you people. I hate text messaging too, especially when I’m talking to you. How rude are you? And put your fucking cell phone on vibrate when you go into a meeting. The bitch learned that she can talk to strangers instead of talking on your cell phone all the time. Wow! But wait, it gets better. Without her cell phone she learned to show up on time because she didn’t have a cell phone to call and say she would be late. You are a FUCKING LOSER BITCH!!!!!! Having a cell phone is not an excuse to be late. Having a cell phone is not an excuse to disrespect other people by wasting their time. But wait, it gets even better. She starting to, when using a land line & calling card, “actually listen to everything the person on the other end was telling me.” Why don’t you write a fucking book bitch!

“I didn’t have sex with *that* woman.” Hillary Klinton, under sniper fire. Too bad they didn’t get her.

Shape Magazine polls are some scary shit. You people should not be allowed to vote. Should tanning bed be banned? 24% say yes. Fuck me. “Anything that’s been linked to skin cancer should be banned.” Really? How about the sun? Should designers be allowed to hire underweight runway models? 36% say no. I am The Great One, I don’t have role models. Should over-weight travelers be required to buy an additional airplane seat? How do really fat people wipe their asses? Should energy conservation be mandatory? 79% say yes.

The snowpack in Colorado this year was 120% of normal. Global warming? My ass. If you want to be carbon neutral, kill yourself.

You can’t link marijuana to lung cancer because the government will not allow anyone to do any scientific studies with marijuana.

The kids in California are some of the dumbest in the nation, and dumber than the ones in Texas.

I have faith that the Democrats can lose an election to McCain.

I don’t get the whole body mutilation thing. Sticking metal in your face and getting tattoos is not going to make you more attractive. You are still ugly.

53% of Americans depend on the government for their living. The richest 1% paid 36.9% of all federal income taxes. I’d call that a “fair share”. The richest 5% of all tax payers pay 57.1% of all federal income taxes. The bottom 60% of wage earners (43,000 a year or less) paid 0.9% of all federal income taxes. When are the fucking poor people going to pay their fair share?

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